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Wait, am I the only one who remembers that KATY PERRY IS A HORRIBLE PERSON?
But did you get it?
Oh hey nurse, just sticking to the door with my giant magnet. Nothing to see here. Doopy doopy doo.
Somebody on AV Club said something smart that I think sounds correct: he spins it and it lands on himself: offense– dying without a fight. He spins it again and it points outward: defense– barricading his house and waiting to be approached by Gus’s men. A last ditch attempt for survival.
It’s the purple I can see
Exactly. There was kind of a twisted logic to Jane’s death. Jesse loved Jane, but she was toxic. As terrible as it is to say, he’s better off without wherever they would’ve gone together, and Walt had to have known that deep down in the heat of the moment.
WE HAVE TO BE CAREFUL AND MAKE SURE IT DOESN’T TURN OUT EXACTLY LIKE WEIRD AL’S “ALBUQUERQUE”. Think about it. Grand prize trip to Albuquerque? Aaron Paul played Weird Al in his “biopic”? #shutupSarahyournerdisshowing
“Minerals” has become the punchline for everything this season and I am LOOOOVING IT.
NO NO NO NO WILL NEVER ACCEPT THAT THEORY. Walt wouldn’t do that to his surrogate son ((
Was he bald? I heard he broke bald recently.
That Canadian’s tuxedo belongs on my bedroom floor, amirite?
She was literally all over the place.
NO MENTION OF CRANSTON?
WHAT IS THAT?
“Oh, people might get suspicious seeing all this blood on my clothes? Who gives a fuck? Everyone’s too busy obsessing over how perfect my jacket is.”
CAN WE ALL JUST LUST OVER THAT PERFECT JACKET? It was custom made and only Ryan Gosling, Nicholas Winding Refn, and his wife have them. There are like five maybe in the world and this is all the more reason I need to bone Ryan Gosling.
“I’ve never seen what’s inside Christina Hendricks’ bra, but I have seen what’s inside her head.” –some really gross dude
YES. THAT WAS BUGGING ME THE *WHOLE* TIME
I wasn’t sure if I found him comforting for the lack of expression abilities or more menacing
GABE IS DEAD. LONG LIVE THE GABE.
But so annoying. I mean, I know it’s Tim DeLaughter, but… just had to mute. Every time.
That episode is actually pretty much called “I fucked Ted.”
“We’re gonna need a bigger barrel.”
Who else would seriously buy a copy of Hank’s album where he mumbles the words to inspirational songs from ’70s and ’80s movies? I’ve heard his cover of “You’re the Best Around” kills it.
“Why should I listen to you? You’re a former methhead who can drive. To our boss’s house to have dinner with him without poisoning him.” –Walt to Jesse, re: the title of this post
Aww, come on. We’re not all that bad. This show really just goes hard to reinforce stereotypes that we’ve worked hard to get rid of. We’re not all werewitchvampanthers! –someone from a place that might not even actually be part of the south so I guess you never know