the mayor of albuquerque
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mangrenade, I’ll just keep settin em up, and you just keep knockin em down!
(that, my friend, is a bowling analogy)
(btw, I am not an avid bowler, though i find it fascinating)
By the way, I set up a rushed account just because of this thread. It’s just everything I have ever longed for.
P.S. I have been lurking for just the longest time on this site and i have never had anything witty to remark; so I just stayed in the shadows missing oppurtunity after oppurtunity to shine. Also, this site is the best of what the internet has to offer, so hats off to you fellow monsters.
“Lisa needs braces…Dental plan! Lisa needs braces… Dental plan!”
Old man: “Nay”
Homer: Who keeps saying that?”
Old man: “It was him. Get him fellows!”
Millhouse: Remember that time your dog ate my goldfish, but you told me I never had a goldfish? But why’d I have the bowl Bart? Why’d I have the bowl?”
Moe: “he’s right ya know…”
Skinner (?): “About the baby ox?”
Moe: About everything damnit!”
Homer: “Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?”