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Oh no, you guys, what if the radiation from Japan affects the zucchini gardens?
They actually weren’t from The Tea Party — it was an Improv Everywhere stunt gone horribly awry.
Ron Schiller: Republicans tend to be more conservative than Democrats.
James O’Keefe: GOTHCA!
Ron Schiller: It’s important that Muslims have a voice in our society.
James O’Keefe: Ya burnt!
Ron Schiller: Some people in the Tea Party are racist.
James O’Keefe: OMG! You’ve just been PUNK’D!
As a human person, I am offended by both posters.
“Reporter”: So, how long have you been doing comedy for?
Patton Oswalt: (squirts reporter with lapel flower, throws pie in his face)
As long as they finally explain that Dogen’s magic baseball was actually the “Shot Heard Round the World” baseball from Don Delillo’s Underworld, I’ll be good.
/awkward literary reference from the one book I read this year
“It’s the one that literally says ‘bad mother fucker’.”