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 +18Posted on Apr 8th, 2011 | re: A Review Of Gwyneth Paltrow's Cookbook (70 comments)

Oh no, you guys, what if the radiation from Japan affects the zucchini gardens?

They actually weren’t from The Tea Party — it was an Improv Everywhere stunt gone horribly awry.

Ron Schiller: Republicans tend to be more conservative than Democrats.
James O’Keefe: GOTHCA!
Ron Schiller: It’s important that Muslims have a voice in our society.
James O’Keefe: Ya burnt!
Ron Schiller: Some people in the Tea Party are racist.
James O’Keefe: OMG! You’ve just been PUNK’D!

 +115Posted on Aug 31st, 2010 | re: Which Of These Movie Posters Is Worse? (107 comments)

As a human person, I am offended by both posters.

 +59Posted on Aug 13th, 2010 | re: FACT: Patton Oswalt Is Unfunny (56 comments)

“Reporter”: So, how long have you been doing comedy for?

Patton Oswalt: (squirts reporter with lapel flower, throws pie in his face)

/fixed

 +10Posted on Aug 5th, 2010 | re: Lost Should Have Just Stayed Dead (76 comments)

As long as they finally explain that Dogen’s magic baseball was actually the “Shot Heard Round the World” baseball from Don Delillo’s Underworld, I’ll be good.

/awkward literary reference from the one book I read this year

 +8Posted on Aug 3rd, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 28: #RachelZoeMovieQuotes (279 comments)

“It’s the one that literally says ‘bad mother fucker’.”