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 0Posted on Apr 25th | re: How To Cut Up A Watermelon In 20 Seconds (29 comments)

I once knew a butcher that only had six fingers. That is all.

 0Posted on Apr 25th | re: Here Are Some Morning Links! (9 comments)

Penelope Spheeris, the director and Laura FLynn Boyle ( :( ).

 0Posted on Apr 25th | re: Here Are Some Morning Links! (9 comments)

As much as I love Nathan Fielder and his show (thanks for the tip, Kelly!) I don’t think I can handle his twitter account.

 0Posted on Apr 24th | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (98 comments)

“turn left park. nice park smile. happy, puppy. puppy soft.
go front house. house keep warm. nice.”

 0Posted on Apr 24th | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (15 comments)

I just have no idea how we’re going to explain #3 to Koko.

 0Posted on Apr 23rd | re: Matthew McConaughey IS Mr. Cool Suit (50 comments)

So, basically, a different suit?

 0Posted on Apr 23rd | re: You Can Just Do Whatever You Want (65 comments)

Gotta say, Tween Korner is a lot bleaker than Teen Korner.

 0Posted on Apr 19th | re: Here Are Some Morning Links! (3 comments)

Don’t even get me started on the male to female ratio of the new Star Wars sequel.

 0Posted on Apr 8th | re: Slaughterhouse 90210: Parks And Metacreation (18 comments)

The perfect gif to watch while listening to this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yteMugRAc0

If he’s not real, how do you explain this?

 0Posted on Apr 8th | re: Where Else Should The Avatar Sequels Go? (46 comments)

Space.

 +4Posted on Dec 19th, 2012 | re: A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: Videogum's "Person Of The Year" (21 comments)

2010 was Double Rainbow Guy and This year it was Froggy. Who was it last year?

 +6Posted on Dec 11th, 2012 | re: "The Stanley Steamer Variations" Is A Brief Vision Of Hell (43 comments)

Took me at least five seconds before I futilely tried to take my life.

 +9Posted on Aug 17th, 2012 | re: Ryan Gosling Baby Marriage Eva Mendes Sex #YOLO (21 comments)

“Ryan Gosling kills himself with a hammer” -Darren Aronofsky

 +5Posted on Aug 6th, 2012 | re: NASA Scientists Celebrate The "Curiosity" Mars Rover Landing (20 comments)

Human Resources had some help from space camp and MENSA meetings.

 +4Posted on Aug 6th, 2012 | re: Mitt Romney Secures Powerful Clint Eastwood Endorsement (10 comments)

 +4Posted on Aug 2nd, 2012 | re: Oh, Actually, Boycott Chick-Fil-A (184 comments)

forgot to add: “Do you have a sister?”

 +9Posted on Aug 2nd, 2012 | re: Oh, Actually, Boycott Chick-Fil-A (184 comments)

I like the way you think.

 +3Posted on Jul 26th, 2012 | re: Obama Wages War Against The Real Housewives (21 comments)

But what does he think about Dan Harmon?

Why don’t we just start a TWO Million Moms group? I meant most of us are not moms (I’m guessing) but as long as we’re making up numbers, why not?

 +1Posted on Jul 25th, 2012 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (9 comments)

I think the reason they don’t mention it anymore is intentional. It served as a way to get Walt to do something he would not have done in the past and I think that eventually it will come back. His mortality is kind of what makes him an asshole now. he’s so focused on Skylar and his family that he’s lost track of what he’s actually doing. Knowing that this is the last season this will be all about Walt’s destruction and it’s going to be awesomely interesting to see just how it’s done.

I would’ve been OK with Danzig playing Wolverine as long as Danny Marianinho played Juggernaut.

 +17Posted on May 29th, 2012 | re: Game Of Thrones Open Thread (100 comments)

Just wanted to say how cool it is that The National did a song for this. This, along with making a song for a video game and using Kristen Schaal for a music video should make them eligible for the coolest sad band award.

 +6Posted on May 24th, 2012 | re: Community Talking Points Memo, Full Version (41 comments)

I say it not saw it, or did I?

 +6Posted on May 24th, 2012 | re: Community Talking Points Memo, Full Version (41 comments)

I saw it with a pirate growl and a thick Super Mario accent while doing pizza tossing motions with my hands.