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That’s Don Demillo next to Will Forte!!!
Will Smith is a great guy. Sascha Baron Cohen is untalented. NBC likes me. A human head weighs eight pounds. I like turtles.
That baby dinosaur was such an asshole. I’m glad he’s dead.
I’m pretty sure I spelled “anallingus” wrong in that comment but I’ll be a licked asshole if I’m googling that shit.
When we let the recess bell ring, when we let it ring from every hallway and every cafeteria, from every classroom and every school, we will be able to speed up that day when all of God’s kids, black kids and white kids, the kids who’s families don’t celebrate Christmas and those whose families do, bullies and nerds, will be able to join hands and sing in the words of the old spiritual, “Recess at last, recess at last. Thank God Almighty, we have recess at last.”
Check out 1:43. TBS Very Funny.
I think this is hilarious and am 98% sure that it is intentional.
Come on, “I’ll through AIDS at your car”? The posing with the trophies? Bragging that he didn’t get scared on a ride at the county fair? Great stuff.
Every time I see a video like this, I think about how there’s probably ten similar videos where somebody is horrifically injured.
Short answer is those things you mentioned that benefit everybody do fall under the umbrella of socialism. We’ve always had a mix of capitalism and socialism in this country.
Taken Aback
Very good shoulder pads on that jacket. Looks great.
Jesus Christ, could Joe The Plumber look any more like a sexual harassment lawsuit? I can almost hear him calling a coworker “Tits”.
CAREFUL, PANDAS! SOMEONE’S GOING TO GET HURT!
You guys, if you’re a sort of famous actor an you’re going to do drugs, probably don’t do them in Skid Row.
I am failing at the internet today.
As a sidenote, a totally normal thought I just had: Do people who are really really ridiculously attractive, not just like “the hottest woman you know” or “the hottest man you’ve ever seen in person”, but one of the most gorgeous people on the planet, are they ever satisfied with a partners looks? I mean, obviously I know so much more goes into sexual chemistry than objective beauty and facial symmetry and the like, but on a certain level, isn’t it sorta like Michael Jordan being forced to play one-on-one with a variety of Lukes Walton his entire life?
I wish I was this Chip Hemsworth fella as I would stare at myself in the mirror all day.
I am so ashamed right now. Uh… here, take it anyway:
http://www.hiyoooo.com/
“Louie, I think this is the beginning of a casual acquaintance of a mutual from college.”
Very good names for shows all around. Good job, everybody.
Ingredients:
1 tiny slice red bell pepper, 50% more pith than pepper
1 floret cauliflower, because why the hell not? Just put it in the middle and shut up
1 avocado, halved (leave peel, make sure it’s at least six days from being ripened (also put some M&Ms on there because fuck you)
1 bunch brocoli, all florets removed and disposed of, save the bridge because why the hell not?
2 inch-long strips carrot
1 bottle store-brought taco sauce
1 flour tortilla
650 lbs pre-shredded cheddar
Preparation:
Make all that shit into a fucking face.