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Apparently one’s ability to write a sentence gets worse though.
As a fellow boarding school alum, I just want tell these kids… it gets better.
I’d always wondered what David Lynch thought of right before orgasm, and now I know!
Which is to say, “Marry me.”
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(I Shot) White Fang
I thought they already made Hobo With a Shotgun…
Today I am a man (who loves men).
Hitler Limo: The John Galliano Story.
Oh, that was terrible, wasn’t it? Just awful.
There can be only one Gordon Bombay.
I’d fuck ANYTHING for some Cool Ranch.
I appreciate her use of “finger fangs” or as the rest of the world would call them, “scare quotes.”
“I just got paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaid (with money I stole from the Juden)/so let’s get laaaaaaaaaaaid.”
This girl is basically Fenton Mulley with a videofilm camera.
No, she’s saying you should kill the girl who stole him. It’s a personal preference, but everyone needs to take a stand on the issue. Also, buy American.
Oh jeez. I meant to mention the fact that there was a Festivus flavor of ice cream. Now it just sounds like I want a prisoner to assault her. GREAT.
I should have just posted a gif. Choosey moms choose gifs.
Someone introduce her to the Festivus-celebrating inmate from yesterday, please. He has some interesting literature for her!
Some things come down to personal preference. Like, on my GM, do I put a “Never Forget!” bumper sticker or a Jesus Fish?
“If I decide that I want to buy a GM instead of a Ford, I don’t rob someone else of their rights.”
What if I want to buy a Toyota? What’s the abortion equivalent of a Toyota?
“What do you do if someone steals your boyfriend? I know most girls would just find another one.”
That’s your girlfriend!
Every day that I wake up and I’m not following Ashton Kutcher on Twitter is a good day.
It was on TBS this past Saturday night. Did I watch it? Yes. Did I cut to the godawful remake of The Thomas Crown Affair during every commercial break? Yes I did.
I hope it was Chuck Noblet.
It WAS weird, but also weirdly genius. The “Fear” thing, combined with the four benadryl I took was bizarre.
I think the real question now is how Exeter is planning on topping this.