Is that a banana in your pocket?

I saw it on an airplane so I win.

Family Guy? (Not a fan, but that seems to fit your criteria.)

I thought you were not trying to be rude?

Thoseare………..some NICE………..PICtures.

“Same Haggadah” I meant. You know what that is because you watched Gossip Girl.

Can I just say that I hate, with a passion, all things TED related? I *hate* the way they all talk the same. I *hate* the way that whatever they’re speaking about is *so very* deep and important. I *hate* the way they idolize nitwits like Elizabeth Gilbert.

If only the junior high school librarian would have been so magnanimous in defeat, my good friend Dick Hertz and I wouldn’t have gotten detention.

There is a 100% chance that every bouncer working on The Steve Wilkos Show thinks he’s gonna get his own show.

The Living Daylight Savings

I thought Hart was OK (I’m not a huge fan of his comedy although he seems like a nice enough guy) but did anyone else notice that he couldn’t read the cue cards all night?

Z-Shirts — particularly the punchline by way of the funeral — was really funny.

I wasn’t going to join Joe Carroll’s cult, but I didn’t know until now that it pays $5706 a month! Sign me up!