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Is that a banana in your pocket?
I *do* get it!
I saw it on an airplane so I win.
That’s when you take a five-fingered discount.
Family Guy? (Not a fan, but that seems to fit your criteria.)
Koko, shhh, not here!
I thought you were not trying to be rude?
Can’t wait for the “Mr. Wendal 2013 Remix”!
Korine’s a PLAGIARIST
“Same Haggadah” I meant. You know what that is because you watched Gossip Girl.
Everything I know about Passover I learned from reading the same freakin’ Seder *twice* every single year. Two days in a row! The same exact thing! Let’s mix it up a little!
Can I just say that I hate, with a passion, all things TED related? I *hate* the way they all talk the same. I *hate* the way that whatever they’re speaking about is *so very* deep and important. I *hate* the way they idolize nitwits like Elizabeth Gilbert.
Apropros of nothing, if Greta Gerwig did not exist, Lena Dunham would be compelled to invent that name.
If only the junior high school librarian would have been so magnanimous in defeat, my good friend Dick Hertz and I wouldn’t have gotten detention.
Sorry, koko, I just got out of a long relationship.
There is a 100% chance that every bouncer working on The Steve Wilkos Show thinks he’s gonna get his own show.
Good try Koko!
The Living Daylight Savings
I think it’s been great the whole time and trust them to do whatever they want going forward.
I even love that silly little theme song (trivia: written by BJ Novak’s brother).
I thought Hart was OK (I’m not a huge fan of his comedy although he seems like a nice enough guy) but did anyone else notice that he couldn’t read the cue cards all night?
Z-Shirts — particularly the punchline by way of the funeral — was really funny.
Pimps and hoes parties, plural. Get it right.
I wasn’t going to join Joe Carroll’s cult, but I didn’t know until now that it pays $5706 a month! Sign me up!
Aaaaand someone already made this joke.