As someone who has actually worked with primates before (Spider, Capuchin, and Squirrel monkeys, which aren’t chimps but share many of the same social habits and characteristics), let me say that adult male primates don’t ALWAYS bash the brains out of babies that aren’t theirs. During my time working with monkeys, I unfortunately had to witness adult male spider monkeys kill a baby that wasn’t theirs, but I also witness on two occasions male monkeys from completely different family groups help take care of babies that weren’t theirs, even if the mother was around (I even saw male capuchins caring for squirrel monkeys as if they were their own babies). The caring and nurturing instinct of primates is incredible and adorable and you are being a buzz kill, but I’m still not gonna downvote you.

Ana Lucia y el sexo

I never like to give credit to Scientology, ever, but I do have to admit that they do have pretty successful marketing

Unstoppable

I was so close to rolling down the hill during Animal Collective, but then the part of my brain that makes smart decisions stopped me.

(802): that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight