So, is this supposed to help or hurt Newt Gingrich? Are candidates going after that elusive Gary Busey nomination?

Parks and Rec, as usual, I found to be the winner of the night. Mostly, for these two lines:

“Oh, the shock wire. I call it that because when you take a shower and your touch it, you die. ha ha”

“A hammer, half a pretzel, a cartridge that says sonic and hedgehog, half a scissors, and a flashlight…full of jellybeans”

I watched that last one a couple times, and couldn’t stop laughing. I could watch a show entirely centered around Ron Swanson.

Did anyone else notice that in Jessica’s box of “monster stuff” there was a copy of Twilight? Because, obviously.

Please tell me this isn’t true. That there wasn’t really a class offered called “Vampires”. Because if this is true…I am officially over so-called advanced education. I might as well get 5 honorary degrees in creative writing. Also, pleasetel

Nope. I thought the same thing.

Next up: a generation of kids who don’t know how to tie their shoes.