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 0Posted on May 13th, 2011 | re: Wednesday Night TV Open Thread (70 comments)

…which in Chicago is like Chris O’Donnell!

(And they aired the episodes out of order, so it’s not your fault!)

 +4Posted on May 12th, 2011 | re: Wednesday Night TV Open Thread (70 comments)

Happy Endings is so so so great. I even watched it live last night and pretended like that would make a difference in the ratings. PLEASE watching it, my dear monsters, because I will cry if there is no season 2.

 +17Posted on Nov 4th, 2010 | re: The First Teaser For Bridalplasty Reminds Us That 2012 Is Real (97 comments)

Spooky, scary, indeed.

 +9Posted on Oct 4th, 2010 | re: Saturday Night Live: Bryan Cranston And Kanye West (66 comments)

She was just being Miley.

 +7Posted on Sep 28th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Amelia (171 comments)

My mom dresses up as Amelia Bedelia every year for halloween.

 +2Posted on Aug 11th, 2010 | re: Which Of These Photos Of Russell Brand Is More Annoying? (88 comments)

My vote is for the Elmo photo. The caption is just really too terrible.

 +23Posted on Aug 5th, 2010 | re: Party In The UGA (116 comments)

I think all those vodka and cranberries probably keep the UTIs at bay.

 +4Posted on Aug 5th, 2010 | re: Party In The UGA (116 comments)

Boy does this make me glad I went to Georgia Tech. (I’ll just continue to pretend like this doesn’t exist: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NzNKKrYHqY)

 +5Posted on Jul 15th, 2010 | re: Top Chef S07E05: Crabmander In Chef (Woof) (60 comments)

I think Tim and Kelly shoulda used TomatoBank!

 +4Posted on Apr 23rd, 2010 | re: Party Down Season 2 (25 comments)

I can’t wait to spend my Friday night watching this and that episode of the Challenge: Fresh Meat 2 that I DVRed but haven’t had a chance to watch yet!! That’s what weekends are for, right?

It’s ok to be jealous.

 +3Posted on Apr 23rd, 2010 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (52 comments)

More Jarem please.

 +4Posted on Apr 21st, 2010 | re: Lost S06E14: You Belong With Locke (142 comments)

“What in the world is in that bag, whatchu got in that bag?!” – Ludacris

 +11Posted on Apr 8th, 2010 | re: SPOILER ALERT: TV Will Continue To Often Be Terrible (89 comments)

Do I smell (because garbage) recaps for Work of Art coming around the corner??

 +5Posted on Apr 6th, 2010 | re: Gossip Girl S03E17: I Would Like To Play Assassin With This Show (25 comments)

Yeah, what WAS that??

 +8Posted on Apr 6th, 2010 | re: Gossip Girl S03E17: I Would Like To Play Assassin With This Show (25 comments)

What is the deal with no one on this show having standard white printer paper? And they say NYC has everything.

And Gabe, Nate is totally in school. Serena said “Nate better get here soon because all of his Columbia friends are here.” So naturally, we’ll never hear about them for the rest of eternity. Because Meteor Strike/Garbage.

 +6Posted on Apr 6th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Down To You (265 comments)

Anyone who thinks that a show about kids in college can’t be AMAZING hasn’t seen Felicity. Love that show, you guys.

 +5Posted on Mar 30th, 2010 | re: Gossip Girl S03E16: Open Thread (47 comments)

Let’s just pretend that I used “you’re” incorrectly THREE (three!) times in order to further enforce how dumb everyone on this show is. Ok great.

 +14Posted on Mar 30th, 2010 | re: Gossip Girl S03E16: Open Thread (47 comments)

“I’m you’re mother” “You’re my mother” “I’m not your mother” “You’re not my mother” almostrape “I’m his mother”

 +23Posted on Mar 30th, 2010 | re: Relax, James Franco (79 comments)

“Excuse you!” – Rory Gilmore

 +36Posted on Feb 24th, 2010 | re: Lost S60E05: Jack May Or May Not Have What It Takes (124 comments)

Sayid and Jin are two different people, Gabe! Quit being such a racist!!

This was a hilarious read. Claire’s motto: ABX Always Be Axing.

Pretty sure thats probably The Situation’s motto, too. (Axe Body Spray. Get It? You get it.)

Well SOMEBODY has to audit for thetans, those buggers are nasty!

 0Posted on Dec 11th, 2009 | re: Jersey Shore S01E02: I See Drama. I See Drama. (46 comments)

I think that “here” link is a tease, because I couldn’t click it. But thankfully I am to google what The Situation is to the Jersey Shore/Abs/Worst and found it! So thanks, upvotes for daze. It doesn’t highlight his best moves, but really GIFs can only be so long.

 +1Posted on Dec 11th, 2009 | re: Jersey Shore S01E02: I See Drama. I See Drama. (46 comments)

Jwoww, those are some serious mom jeans Ronnie is wearing on the bed!

PS. Anyone have a gif of him dancing in da club? That was so great.

 +1Posted on Dec 10th, 2009 | re: Top Chef S06E14: Season Finale (27 comments)

“If there is one thing you can say about this season finale (I’m sure there is only one thing, this is probably the last sentence of this recap)”

Oh man, this made me laugh.

 +2Posted on Dec 8th, 2009 | re: Who Would Like Some Pizza And/Or To Be A Videogum Intern? (54 comments)

If I was still in college majoring in something where blog running experience was helpful (which one is that again?) and actually thought you’d want to read part of my senior thesis on the economics of emissions trading, I’d be all over this. Your loss!!