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 +3Posted on Sep 25th, 2009 | re: The Real Housewives Of Atlanta: The Black Vagina Monologues (21 comments)

my favorite part was watching sheree’s bangs and false eyelashes fight for dominion over her eyelids.

 +6Posted on Jun 26th, 2009 | re: Which Former Beauty Queen Should Be Videogum's New Spokeschick? (27 comments)

amy sounds like somebody’s tickling her.

 -13Posted on Jun 2nd, 2009 | re: What One Man Can Dance Another Can Dance (46 comments)

lemmings anyone?

 +12Posted on Apr 29th, 2009 | re: What Should Be The Tagline For Wall Street 2? (81 comments)

gregg brilliant?! i suppose because max power was already taken.

 +25Posted on Apr 17th, 2009 | re: This Guy Isn't The Only One Who's Painfully Confused (129 comments)

“but i digress by holding a playboy.” best segue ever!

 +5Posted on Apr 9th, 2009 | re: The Doctors Are Literally Getting People High (33 comments)

i like how he totally puts the emPHAsis on the wrong syllABle when pronouncing hallucinogen. trippy!

 +3Posted on Mar 25th, 2009 | re: Operation Watch This: "She's A Talker" (20 comments)

totally! as a fan of both cats and gays i shoulda been all over this, but i just found it boring and a little creepy.

i love that he can make a laser beam come out of his mom’s hair dryer but he’s still got a rabbit ear antenna on his tv set.

i could be perfectly entertained watching seth rogen be interviewed with a monkey on his shoulder for a very long time.

 +7Posted on Feb 19th, 2009 | re: Top Chef: Finale, Part One (26 comments)

my favorite part was when they were explaining the elimination competition, and the judges were holding those tiny masks up to their faces until they were introduced. so suspenseful. ‘surprise! it’s me, emeril!’

it’s just a shame the island won’t let you have cupcakes.

 0Posted on Feb 13th, 2009 | re: Joaquin Phoenix On Letterman Made Joaquin Phoenix Interesting Again (37 comments)

he has toupee hair.

 +3Posted on Feb 5th, 2009 | re: Lost: The Only Loophole On This Show Ever (66 comments)

cognitive dissonance.

 0Posted on Feb 5th, 2009 | re: Lost: The Only Loophole On This Show Ever (66 comments)

oh, snap. i should’ve read the previous comments. never mind.

 0Posted on Feb 5th, 2009 | re: Lost: The Only Loophole On This Show Ever (66 comments)

maybe i’m really dense, but couldn’t it just be that the tents weren’t there anymore because, in the stretch of time between the ’50′s and whatever time period they ended up in, the tents had been dismantled and relocated, rather than just abandoned? and if they had been abandoned then they would’ve still been there, in varying states of decrepitude?

 +1Posted on Jan 29th, 2009 | re: Are You Guys Watching Lost? Because You Should Be Watching Lost (60 comments)

everything about last night’s episode was amazing, except for the icky, low-budget looking childbirth scene.

 +4Posted on Jan 27th, 2009 | re: I Give Up. Where Is Satan? (10 comments)

i see a face transplant in somebody’s future…

 +7Posted on Jan 27th, 2009 | re: What Is The Least Necessary Movie Released On Blu Ray? (22 comments)

i’ve always wanted to count the pores on colin firth’s nose.

 +1Posted on Jan 27th, 2009 | re: The Story Behind The "Don't Put It In Your Mouth" PSA (13 comments)

akinyele must be so pissed he didn’t use that sample!

 +7Posted on Jan 26th, 2009 | re: Whoops, Kanye West, You Made This (16 comments)

it’s like he’s reading from a teleprompter generated by madlibs.

 0Posted on Jan 15th, 2009 | re: I Call FAKE On The Pineapple Express Alternate Ending (8 comments)

“I’m like the nerd at the sleepover” has been a very useful quote for me for months now.

 +3Posted on Jan 13th, 2009 | re: Hold On, Who Is Bromance's Intended Audience? (38 comments)

i think this show started out as an attempt to reel in the teenaged hills fan girls who would like to know more about boys, especially brody jenner type boys. “what are guys really like?”, “what do guys do when girls aren’t around?” “what do guys talk to each other about?”, etc.
who knew that they just get naked with each other all day and talk about their needs? why won’t they do that with us? bastards!

 0Posted on Jan 9th, 2009 | re: Spread: Ashton Kutcher And Anne Heche Have A Phoning-It-In Contest (11 comments)

yuck. but i do find sleepy/drugged ashton a lot more attractive than manic/spaz ashton.

 0Posted on Jan 4th, 2009 | re: How's Our Driving? (105 comments)

cover “howie do it”. destroy it and make it go away.

 0Posted on Dec 10th, 2008 | re: "Gotta Love Sunflower Seeds!" (10 comments)

The belly button thing? STOP IT!
On the other hand, at least he’s getting some exercise.