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 0Posted on Sep 28th, 2011 | re: BAD PARENTING ALERT! (46 comments)

I was at that tailgate! Very fun tailgate!

TheUInventedGabe

 0Posted on Sep 14th, 2011 | re: BREAKING: Gumby Turns Himself In (17 comments)

Shut up, Gumby!

(footballgum)

 +2Posted on Jul 28th, 2011 | re: Finally, A Sports Thing I Can Understand (26 comments)

Kelly? Are you there? Are you OK? Did the guys from Deadspin kidnap you again? Blow the whistle I left you! Blow the whistle!

 +2Posted on Jul 27th, 2011 | re: Bridge And Tunnel Was THEIR Generation's Jersey Shore (12 comments)

I’m the sweetest bitch you’ll never meet.

 +1Posted on Jul 27th, 2011 | re: A Dance For A Lady (46 comments)

Jiminy Glick jumped the shark.

 +4Posted on Jul 27th, 2011 | re: A Dance For A Lady (46 comments)

It Gets Better.

 +3Posted on Jul 21st, 2011 | re: This Turtle Has A Wheel For A Leg (35 comments)

This turtle clearly missed the Saved by the Bell episode where Lisa pulled off that dance with crutches.

 0Posted on Jul 21st, 2011 | re: The Guy Code (95 comments)

You can’t even see the turtle’s wheel in this shot.

 0Posted on Jul 21st, 2011 | re: That's Your Girlfriend: Courtney Stodden (97 comments)

looks photo-shopped.

They’re cute when they’re little?

 +1Posted on Jul 19th, 2011 | re: This Racist Vlogger Needs To Rest Her Case! (93 comments)

Take away this girl’s hover-zune.

 0Posted on Jul 18th, 2011 | re: Rebecca Black's New Music Video, "My Moment," Posted Without Commentary (56 comments)

I think making Rebecca Black famous is the world’s way of playing a perfect game theoretic mixed strategy so that there is still an incentive for the internet to make, well, anything. Also, boobs.

 +6Posted on Jul 18th, 2011 | re: Rebecca Black's New Music Video, "My Moment," Posted Without Commentary (56 comments)

is it too late to make this the official anthem of the women’s world cup?

 +1Posted on Jul 15th, 2011 | re: BREAKING TRAMPOLINE ACCIDENT: Slow Motion Trampoline Accident (41 comments)

Can you say…dicksicle?

 0Posted on Jul 14th, 2011 | re: Michele Bachmann, Ladies And Germs (65 comments)

Thanks…but I think its a bit more-ish.

 +1Posted on Jul 14th, 2011 | re: Michele Bachmann, Ladies And Germs (65 comments)

Do I sound like a musical robot?

Napoleon Dynamite starring John Heder

 0Posted on Mar 20th, 2010 | re: The Porno Switcheroo Archives: North Carolina Cable Television (77 comments)

Napoleon Dynamite starring John Heder