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Yeah I definitely have to go to the posts to see votes. It’s annoying not being able to see my votes all in one place, but it’s sometimes fun to revisit their context.
I wish I could kiss his whole face at once.
I remember you showed this in chat one day. Baby Bernal front rattail 4 lyfe.
Gael Garcia Bernal doesn’t get enough play around here. He’s sssssssssssssssssmokin’!
Shudder I’ll land on Mars, probably.
It just screams fun!
This may be the first time I’ve ever disagreed with Gabe (I’m also pretty sure it is not the first time) but borderline potty humor in a commercial and racial slurs aren’t even in the same ballpark. I think swear words and explosive diarrhea can be very funny! Homophobia and racism fill me with rage! I’d honestly prefer this K-Mart advertising campaign to one that was honest about what K-Mart is: A depressing place where poor people shop for soaps and poorly constructed sweatshop clothes.
P.S. I’ll always remember that I’m the one that explained diving boards to Scrooge McDuck.
I tried to watch this video but with no sound it didn’t make any sense at all, so instead I’ll tell you about how on the city bus yesterday there were 3 late middle school/early high school kids, 2 boys and 1 girl (one of the boys and the girl were boyfriend/girlfriend) and they were so annoying I wanted to give them all a stern talking to. The boyfriend kept squirming violently in his seat and several times either accidentally or not accidentally hit his girlfriend in the body or face and then he would be like “Oh baby I love you I’m sorry” and then kiss her and it was horrible. I had on headphones the whole time (THANK GOD) but my coworker who is also my neighbor said that they kept saying sexually explicit and disgusting things to each other. YUCK! KIDS! LET’S PRANK THEM ALL BECAUSE OF HOW GROSS AND ANNOYING THEY ARE!
He was just prepared to be gentlemanly, in case a beautiful woman was found wanting an ecigarette. “Here you are, m’lady,” he would say, firing up one ecigarette, pressing the tip of the second ecigarette to the blue tip, firing that one up, and handing it over to woman. “My oh my, Mr. diCaprio. You are truly the most gentlemanly of the world-renowned band of gentlemen, the Pussy Posse.”
I was wondering what Leo’s stage name, BL BeetleB, stood for.
If it’s anything like the Holmes cannon, he found a [spoiler] on the side of the [spoiler] and was able to [spoiler] himself up on a [spoiler], dodge a bunch of [spoilers] from one of [spoiler's spoilers] and then climb to [spoiler].
Cut-off sweatpant-shorts and old rec league soccer jersey it is, then! Will the robotender respect my authenticity?
ROBO-COSMOS FOR THE LADIEEEZZZ!!!
How long do I have to be a regular at this bar before I get preferencial treatment? How much extra should I tip? Will I get a better response if I’m dressed up like with some cleavage showing or would it be better to just dress casual like I’m there all the time and it’s my second home?
Michael Bay is really going balls to the wall on this TMNT reboot.
I just watched Ladybugs again, like 2 days ago. My reasons for watching it now are different than they were when it came out (then: Jonathan Brandis, now: Rodney Dangerfield + Jackee Harry buddy comedy???) and it was alarming to me how cute I thought Jonathan Brandis was, even in drag, and also how many of the opposing tough soccer players were obviously also just dudes in bad wigs? Anyway, highly recommended to watch if you’re also going to be folding a mound of 9 loads of laundry, as I was.
I’d sympathy hit it.
Transporter malfunctions and only transports the sexy men’s clothes leaving them naked and confused on the transporter platform as they try and fail to cover up all their private parts with their hands?
This just confirms my theory that everyone I had a crush on when I was 9 just grew up to be someone I kind of recognize but don’t have any particular feelings toward. If I went to the fictional wine bar where JTT “works” and saw him “working” there, I’d probably be like “Oh man that’s JTT I feel a little awkward that I know him but haven’t talked to him in 15 years, should I say hi? Should I admit that I recognize him? Should I wait for him to make a move? I’ll just sit here and see what happens.”
That’s what it’s like with these pictures.
Just all sexy men in soft focus gazing lovingly into the camera while their softly coiffed hair flows in the breeze. Or, like, a bedroom scene of a sexy unshirted man coyly oiling his chest. A sexy man with one leg up on the bed, stretching out his hamstrings. Two sexy men getting excited about being reunited, hugging and jumping up and down. A bunch of sexy men in loincloths on a trampoline?
I got sexy extra ideas all night.
I’d see this movie just for the female gaze!
Though if you look at the goofy dude they ended up having together, maybe it would’ve been better if Kirk hadn’t looked!
They just needed someone with a very hilarious 6 syllable name for the role. In terms of fun names to say, Ricardo Mantelban and Benedict Cumberbatch are about equal.