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scratch and sniff, friend
Getting the facts of bin laden’s death wrong is pretty… offensive
Osama Bin Laden was killed in 2011 so it wasn’t “last year”
also I would appreciate some reports on any dreams yall had recently.
here’s one I had last night:
I was back at my parents house. Place was infested with silver and black haired spiders, billions of them crawling up all over each other. However, lurking in the shadows were similar spiders the size of a smart car. I wanted to dial a code in to a key pad on the wall to open up the walls so I would be better able to smash all the spiders, but I couldn’t, because the key pad was crawling in spiders. Also, I was creeped out by the large smart car sized spiders. Not sure how I would kill those or if they posed some sort of threat against me.
The other night I dreamed I was in Hawaii. Due to climate change, the ground was on fire. A kid was talking to me and his face was on fire and he didn’t even notice, due to the fact that everyone was used to climate change by this point.
plus the american version of the office sucks. I say: should have quit in england like the original creators intended rather than bastardize it up with some feeble american-ized imitations. I’d be all like “unsubscribe” but I never signed up in the first place, so “peace out” eh?
I just told you I’m rewatching season 4 of oh my achey baaaaad my achey breaky bad
What are yall doing this weekend?
I been re-watching all the Breaky Bad episodes in anticipation of the final bit this summer. I will start season 4 this weekend. Did yall notice that in season two the blown up plane debris, the pink stuffed animal, half its face was blown off? Rad foreshadowing. Plus, the stuffed animal was pink and Walt was wearing a pink shirt top.
weird al yankovich in da hiz-ouse
I beg to differ,
Inland empire sucked. I want my money back. david lynch should pay us $100 for thinking up that movie
he’s going to spend all that kickstarter money on a chin implant so he can stop being the chinless fugly ass who had no right to make out with my precious Natalie Portman that one time in that horrible cracker movie. Whitebread State.
you meant the “prefect” of canturbury, lord of the hobbits
the kickstarter type deals help to validate their idea of “grass roots” and “authenticity” and a sense of connection with the hordes that they, the famous, crave from beyond their bubble fame domain
I have shared with yall previously my animus toward this Zack Braff person vis a vis his decision to cast himself in films where he gets to make out with my future bride, one Natalie Portman, and my other future bride, one Rachel Bilson. This guy is an asshole. I hate him. Stop him. Put him on a boat with that family guy dude, who is allegedly hooking up with my other future bride, that hot chick from the game of throne show (Emily Clark?). And then sink said boat. Don’t care for these types.
I would donate funds to a reboot and/or re-launch of the Hunt for the Worst Movie of all Time videogum web blog series. Rad series.
Frank loyd wrong and I both have 232 pages of commentating on this web blog
ORANGE you glad he ended his stand up career?
I dont know who this emily clark woman is but she is pretty.
Natalie Wood is pretty.
Seven Psycopaths is a TERRIBLE film. I turned it off before it was over. Just put it out of its misery. Garbage movie.