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 +2Posted on Aug 9th, 2012 | re: Do Not Watch This Video Of A Spider Molting (20 comments)

We really had to bring the Amelie soundtrack into this? No level of shedding will turn that spider into an eccentric french gamine.

 +21Posted on Feb 6th, 2012 | re: A Valentine's Day Treat: Robot Pigs For Virtual Kissing (25 comments)

If I wanted to kiss a robotic pig I’d call up my first husband! *LAUGHTRACK*

 +8Posted on Jan 30th, 2012 | re: BREAKING: Nicolas Cage Will Stop "Experimenting" With His Hair (54 comments)

What about chest hair? Because that triangular Valley Girl look really works for me.

 0Posted on Aug 24th, 2011 | re: This Is A Photo Of Steven Seagal Standing With Joe The Plumber (20 comments)

I for sure saw this first as two really weak John Travolta and Bruce Willis from Pulp Fiction costumes.

Action, indeed (amirite ladies!?!)

 +2Posted on Aug 17th, 2011 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: 40,000 Watts Of MegaBASS (61 comments)

Because sticking your finger in an electrical socket is SO-two-thousand-and-LATE.

 +7Posted on Aug 16th, 2011 | re: True Blood S04E08: Keats And Yeats Are On Your Side (58 comments)

can I just say for the record how much I love the ridiculous southernisms on this show. I swear Andy said “Jesus Tits and God America” when he was looking at that pile of vampire guts.

 +1Posted on Aug 15th, 2011 | re: Painfully Slow Turtle Barbecue Theft (15 comments)

Stop him! He’s getting away!

 +24Posted on Aug 10th, 2011 | re: Don't Live In An Apartment Like This (85 comments)

I don’t even need a shower, because I’m constantly weeping!

 +15Posted on Jul 5th, 2011 | re: True Blood S04E02: 24 Hour Panther People (29 comments)

yes, her panther boyfriend shoots panther blanks.

 0Posted on Jun 29th, 2011 | re: True Blood S04E01: Keep Fucking That Chickenwolfpantherfairy! (93 comments)

apparently I’m also asshole enough to double comment. Or maybe it’s actually 12 months and two weeks in the future and*explodes*

 0Posted on Jun 28th, 2011 | re: True Blood S04E01: Keep Fucking That Chickenwolfpantherfairy! (93 comments)

“Eating the light-fruit” is the new “Drinking the Kool-aid.” For me. Because I’m an asshole.

(PS I’m so barfy that this show is back but so happy that you’re recapping again!)

 +9Posted on Jun 28th, 2011 | re: True Blood S04E01: Keep Fucking That Chickenwolfpantherfairy! (93 comments)

“Eating the light-fruit” is the new “Drinking the Kool-aid.” For me. Because I’m an asshole.

(PS I’m so barfy that this show is back but so happy that you’re recapping again!)

 +3Posted on Apr 28th, 2011 | re: Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part II Trailer, You Guys (97 comments)

this whole thing really: http://fuckyeahhpmeangirls.tumblr.com/

 +25Posted on Apr 28th, 2011 | re: Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part II Trailer, You Guys (97 comments)

 0Posted on Apr 27th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 52: Spring Movies! (123 comments)

The Florist

 +4Posted on Apr 27th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 52: Spring Movies! (123 comments)

Pieces of April Showers

 +5Posted on Apr 26th, 2011 | re: Double Dream Feet! (31 comments)

Gary Busey?

Everybody else was ALIVE the whole time. FAKEPOCALYPSE!

 +1Posted on Mar 30th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 49: #ottermovies (195 comments)

I, Robotter

 +4Posted on Mar 29th, 2011 | re: Kid Cudi Baby Vs. Death Metal Baby (47 comments)

DARKHORSE:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnBau6fL8S8
Florence is somehow a more expected baby genre, in terms of harp-use and general message, but this guy’s a NATURAL.

 +4Posted on Mar 25th, 2011 | re: The Three Musketeers Trailer, You Guys (32 comments)

Is there an improbable acrobatics clause in all Milla’s contracts?

 +4Posted on Mar 17th, 2011 | re: happynomoreyoupleasethanks (50 comments)

Not to be a complete nerd or anything but “He makes her sign a contract so she will sleep together” breaks some grammar rule I don’t remember the name of.
Please express your gratitude in wedgies or swirlies.

 +1Posted on Jan 18th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 44: Winter Movies (229 comments)

Snowball Z

 +2Posted on Nov 24th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 39: Holiday Movies (323 comments)

oops, too late