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This is just for you guys – I put the two best scenes from BIRDEMIC online: The Bus Scene and The Hotel/Hanger Scene. I didn’t tag them or include any names or titles because I’m afraid he’ll get them removed. Enjoy and keep it on the DL…
You’d think if that were the case that they would just buy it on Laserdisc already.
I think Away We Go should definitely be nominated if, for no other reason, than because I would love to read a heated debate between the fans and the haters (and you should always accommodate what I would personally like, Gabe). I absolutely HATED it, despite the stellar cast. My favorite part was when they were super psyched to move to Montreal but then were all, “Oh, whoops, you had 5 miscarriages? Gross! Nevermind.”
Speaking of Nicolas Cage – The Knowing. I feel really strongly about this one.
Yeah but this show seems to be about 3000% better than what I imagined based on the subway ads that I’ve been contemptuously sneering at for weeks. Is it at all possible that Cougar Town will also exceed expectations (currently at zero)??
I think even more tense was this exchange: Peggy – “This is really good champagne.” Don – “No it’s not.”
Ooooooooo, Van Helsing/Coppola’s Dracula WMOAT double feature!
It’s not about whether or not he has a “right” to be sad or not, but rather about how much we’re all collectively supposed to be invested in that sadness.
I would like to formally re-nominate The Knowing and Francis Ford Coppola’s Dracula.
I felt the same way until I found out that there’s a variation of the test that’s done with Oreos.
You don’t get Mormon points for being abstinent unless you face a constant barrage of shirtless, sweaty, mythical man-monsters and are still able to WAIT.
Yes. The rape jokes. There was a time (an embarrassing time) when I actually kind of liked Family Guy. Then I was all like, “What’s up with all these rape jokes? Why is there so much violence done to Lois? Why all the hatred spewed at Meg?” Then I was like, “Wait a minute. Seth MacFarlane kind of seems to be a huge misogynist…” I really can’t go on and on enough about how much I fucking hate that guy. The rape “jokes” in Family Guy are not subversive and make no attempt to satirize rape culture – the only time it’s OK to make a rape joke. Especially if you are a DUDE. Fuck that guy. Seriously OMG.
“next time I come up there…I’m gonna read goodnight moon, curl up in an afghan, see where things go. POP UP IN? THIS SHIZ MUTHAFUCKA”
I would have to imagine that Gabe’s cat and his pajama pants have a very loose workplace decency policy.
Jesus Christ, does Bella actually do anything in any of these movies besides being constantly saved/almost murdered by various mythological creatures, falling off motorcycles, falling into various bodies of water, and generally being startled? I demand a parody in which Bella is “played” by a blow-up doll.
Holy shit, did I really type “Family guys?” I’m sorry that you guys had to be a witness to that. I am officially my mother.
Family guys doesn’t “poke fun” at social issues, it makes “jokes” at the expense of everyone who is not Seth McFarlene. You don’t get to be an able-bodied, white, straight dude and not get called out on your fucking consistent offensive bullshit. Sorry, Anonymous, but we are not living in some kind of post-racial, post-feminist, post-homophobic wonderland of social justice just because Obama is president. Family Guy is obviously not our biggest problem but here at “Videogum, we call ‘em when we see ‘em.
I really enjoy it when Gabe makes us actually go to YouTube.
“Only the gays of usa could make such an advertisement!”
“PC USERS =? GAY”
“Gay? and Fake”
“Can? he catch a penis?”
“Lol i hate people like you. When you see something cool and then you? come along with all your shadow bullshit and ruin the fun for everyone. ”
“Training to? be gay?”
Becca, you rule for bringing this up. I actually have stopped watching the “slacker man-child eventually embraces maturity and/or women which are both about as fun as having his genitals mutilated by Lars von Trier” dude-bro comedies precisely because they are so goddamn alienating.
I always forget that Motherhood = zero help from Fatherhood.
I like to eat my video pizza in front of my video fireplace.
Holy shit: “Your barf is the first breach of your truth.” Truer words were never spoken.
Yeah, Syd, grow up. It’s called U R lame inside. Look it up.
“Sometimes it takes a second chance to realize the ones that never fit in are the ones who really stand out.” -Juggalos