Homer: Good concert, am I right?

Teen1: Yeah, nice try, narc.

Teen2: Where’s a narc?

Teen3: Who?

Teen1: That fat Jamaican guy.

Homer: What did I say? What’s going on?

Teen4: Hey, we’re just trying to have a good time, narc. Why do you
want to destroy us?

Teen5: Don’t commit your hate crimes here. [yelling] HATE CRIME!

and

“It takes two to lie Marge, one to lie and one to listen”