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I meant to upvote this, but the thumbs are too small!
“She acts like she’s 25 just because she uses tampons.” Love you, bitchy Sally.
I’m practicing being a boyfriend, Pop!
I was watching First Wives Club the other night wondering what he was up to. Now I know.
Then again, S-JP looks 95.
It is amazing how much older people’s teeth make them look. AH looks 14 in that photo.
Maybe you did!! Apology accepted, anyway.
Take a cue from everyone else in the video who is a decent human being.
There was a really tense moment when three strollers showed up at the same time, but the babies were all safe.
Then *SPOILER ALERT* a blind guy slipped and fell at the very end of the video.
Yeah, your friend might have slipped on the ice, guy who has to crouch down he’s laughing so hard, but you’re the one in track pants in the dead of winter.
Or when Cora told Edith that she was “next,” at the wedding, as though she wasn’t the only sister to not be married, so of course she’s either “next” or will die a spinster.
Love this show!
Remember the 5+ minute-montage they spent “not” talking about sex with their relatives and wives’ fathers and how is was “not” kind of gross?
When Cora’s mother saw them in black tie and said, “What is this, a barbecue?” because we think black tie is fancy and they think it’s pajamas, basically.
I just learned that the character’s name is Super Hans, not Super Hands. Whoa.
His feet seem disproportionately long for how short his legs are.
I always wondered what they did with all those open trenches.
Badger care hard. It’s true. I’m all “I ain’t care,” but that’s a lie.
That Koos video took a dark turn. Also, did anyone else notice his casual homophobia?
I am so great! I got my unemployment claims denial overturned today! November has been a great month, what with that, the knitting store job, the giant hole in our bathroom underneath our neighbors’ toilet that they aren’t going to fix until next week, and a cold that ruined my three-day weekend, I am loving it.
Tom Tykwer’s new film is weird.
That ferret is just like that monkey from Monkey Trouble. Franchise!
Whoa. Jesse is packing heat! (Crotch heat.)
So there is this Munchhausen tale called “die Enten an der Schnur,” and that is all I can ever think about when someone mentions “Human Centipede.”
I have less than 24 hours to make them love me!
Dammit! I sent too early. @lilpaperkites