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do not attempt with stingray. (sorry, bad taste)
that’s my new ringtone.
Havoc starring anne hathaway and bijou phillips talking jive, rich kids posing as how rich kids think gangbangers behave http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0285175/
also side-sweep your hair into an impossibly immobile ‘do. and in the case of Blair Warner / Lisa Whelchel, fade into obscurity and become a homeschooling evangelical christian (try and hang out with Kirk Cameron, he is really popular too).
he is so a younger version of the pastor guy in Donnie Darko. don’t want to know what’s in his secret closet (of sin).
I would rather watch richard simmons on repeat ala clockwork orange style than finish watching that heidi montag disastert.
i played guitar hero at the vin diesel character’s pretend house 4 this movie. there was a blind+deaf dog that wandered around bumping into stuff. the sad dog was more entertaining than that trailer.
george clooney was fated to blow: nippled batsuit (like WEIRDLY pointy nippled batsuit, could poke a man’s eye out).
I saw that documentary already. There was a suicidal girl with a bald head and liv tyler running around in a tartan skirt and blue sweater.
“it’s collecting, it’s not as if i play with them…” is about as believable as saying you collect porn but don’t watch it. also, keanu needs to realize he can’t talk bearsness with the bear at the BEARS ONLY Cafe because he is not a bear. He will get denied at the door and that will be so embearrassing (sorry).
How romantic: Bruno is bald just like Bruce.
ending stuff with ‘Fin’ also lends a touch of panache (and worldliness becauses its non-english)
‘My Secret Identity.’ Try it, Hulu. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfFKwylOsLU
scientology isn’t a religion, it’s a career move. it’s like the rotary club for actors.
if he had never born, ‘forgeting sarah marshall’ and ‘baby mama’ would have come out in 1988 and been hanging in his roommate’s nyu dorm.
wow. the quality of this flick is so on par with the dorky backyard productions trying to sell themselves on mandy film market.
everyone is making a bollywood music video. it’s like the new j-horror or kanye west glasses.
feds are ‘frustrated’ because she’s so dern ‘funky’ (read: rich).
i hope #1 develops a problem with meth. fingers crossed, hard.
i have the urge to go play Oregon Trail after watching this.
He should have picked the one that cried hysterically while singing a song she wrote for him. Nothing is more dorky than the name Shayne, except maybe Blayne, or Slayde.
puppies dying from NAS is even better.
But doesn’t the occasional Cease & Desist missive make you feel really popular?
The sexual tension between Courier New and Century Gothic was palpable.
‘Yes Man’ also cannibalized half of the cast of ‘Failure to Launch’ (fine two people, Zoey Deschanel and Bradley Cooper). I am really upset i noticed this.