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 0Posted on Sep 2nd, 2008 | re: How To Hypnotize An Animal (2 comments)

do not attempt with stingray. (sorry, bad taste)

 0Posted on Sep 2nd, 2008 | re: Somebody On YouTube Wants Us To Remember Scott Speedman (2 comments)

that’s my new ringtone.

 0Posted on Aug 29th, 2008 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Round Two Late Additions (83 comments)

Havoc starring anne hathaway and bijou phillips talking jive, rich kids posing as how rich kids think gangbangers behave http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0285175/

 0Posted on Aug 28th, 2008 | re: Blair Waldorf Vs. Blair Warner (1 comments)

also side-sweep your hair into an impossibly immobile ‘do. and in the case of Blair Warner / Lisa Whelchel, fade into obscurity and become a homeschooling evangelical christian (try and hang out with Kirk Cameron, he is really popular too).

 0Posted on Aug 28th, 2008 | re: This Youth Pastor Is Your Boyfriend (10 comments)

he is so a younger version of the pastor guy in Donnie Darko. don’t want to know what’s in his secret closet (of sin).

 +1Posted on Aug 26th, 2008 | re: Heidi Montag And Kanye West Are Equally Talented Musicians (7 comments)

I would rather watch richard simmons on repeat ala clockwork orange style than finish watching that heidi montag disastert.

 0Posted on Aug 26th, 2008 | re: 4 Fast 4 Furious Trailer (2 comments)

i played guitar hero at the vin diesel character’s pretend house 4 this movie. there was a blind+deaf dog that wandered around bumping into stuff. the sad dog was more entertaining than that trailer.

 +2Posted on Aug 25th, 2008 | re: Can You Believe These Fucking Guys Were Batman? (14 comments)

george clooney was fated to blow: nippled batsuit (like WEIRDLY pointy nippled batsuit, could poke a man’s eye out).

 -1Posted on Aug 22nd, 2008 | re: Colin Hanks Keeps The Most Boring Secrets (8 comments)

I saw that documentary already. There was a suicidal girl with a bald head and liv tyler running around in a tartan skirt and blue sweater.

 +2Posted on Aug 22nd, 2008 | re: Baby Keanu Reeves Explores The Serious Side Of Teddy Bears (4 comments)

“it’s collecting, it’s not as if i play with them…” is about as believable as saying you collect porn but don’t watch it. also, keanu needs to realize he can’t talk bearsness with the bear at the BEARS ONLY Cafe because he is not a bear. He will get denied at the door and that will be so embearrassing (sorry).

 0Posted on Aug 22nd, 2008 | re: Demanded Explanation: Bruno The Kid (6 comments)

How romantic: Bruno is bald just like Bruce.

 0Posted on Aug 19th, 2008 | re: My Sight Unseen Early Review Of The New 90210 (4 comments)

ending stuff with ‘Fin’ also lends a touch of panache (and worldliness becauses its non-english)

 0Posted on Aug 13th, 2008 | re: Doogie Howser, M.D. Is Now On Hulu (3 comments)

‘My Secret Identity.’ Try it, Hulu. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfFKwylOsLU

 +5Posted on Aug 12th, 2008 | re: Mad Men Cast Members Who Are Scientologists (7 comments)

scientology isn’t a religion, it’s a career move. it’s like the rotary club for actors.

 0Posted on Aug 11th, 2008 | re: It's A Wainderful Life (1 comments)

if he had never born, ‘forgeting sarah marshall’ and ‘baby mama’ would have come out in 1988 and been hanging in his roommate’s nyu dorm.

 0Posted on Aug 8th, 2008 | re: Rosemary's Teenager (3 comments)

wow. the quality of this flick is so on par with the dorky backyard productions trying to sell themselves on mandy film market.

everyone is making a bollywood music video. it’s like the new j-horror or kanye west glasses.

 0Posted on Aug 4th, 2008 | re: Mary Kate Olsen Hates Having To Go To Jail (5 comments)

feds are ‘frustrated’ because she’s so dern ‘funky’ (read: rich).

 0Posted on Aug 1st, 2008 | re: Pigeonholing The Cast Of The New 90210 (4 comments)

i hope #1 develops a problem with meth. fingers crossed, hard.

 0Posted on Jul 31st, 2008 | re: America's Funniest Grizzly Bear Killing A Moose In A Family's Backyard (3 comments)

i have the urge to go play Oregon Trail after watching this.

He should have picked the one that cried hysterically while singing a song she wrote for him. Nothing is more dorky than the name Shayne, except maybe Blayne, or Slayde.

 0Posted on Jul 24th, 2008 | re: Why So Low T-Cell Count? (3 comments)

puppies dying from NAS is even better.

 0Posted on Jul 24th, 2008 | re: Content Removed At The Request Of Idiots (6 comments)

But doesn’t the occasional Cease & Desist missive make you feel really popular?

The sexual tension between Courier New and Century Gothic was palpable.

 0Posted on Jul 23rd, 2008 | re: Jim Carrey Continues To Say Yes To Jim Carrey Movies (6 comments)

‘Yes Man’ also cannibalized half of the cast of ‘Failure to Launch’ (fine two people, Zoey Deschanel and Bradley Cooper). I am really upset i noticed this.