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 0Posted on May 23rd | re: Here Are Some Morning Links! (10 comments)

I was waiting to see his laser cat eyes.

I have not seen the movie from which this scene was excised.

 0Posted on May 23rd | re: Zach Braff Taught Woody Allen About Crowd Funding (21 comments)

“Garden State” follow-up?

Do they mean “the next movie he’s writing, directing, and starring in” or literally a sequel starring the same people from that movie?

Because all I can remember about the movie is them wearing garbage bags and literally “screaming into the void” and I have absolutely no interest in funding a minute of film showing what those characters are doing 10 years later.

 0Posted on May 21st | re: Guys! Cut Brad Pitt Some Slack! Jeez! (25 comments)

“Angling to be Brad Pitt’s official Brad Pitt double” sounds like a bizarre pickup line.

As in, “Would you like to be in a photo shoot with me? I’m angling to be Brad Pitt’s official Brad Pitt double.”

If the guy really looked like Danny DeVito, that’s icing on the cake.

 0Posted on May 20th | re: Oh, But You Certainly Tried! (16 comments)

She’s from a place called Saskatoon in Canada. As much as we like to think so, the entire world does not know our national anthem. She is forgiven!

 0Posted on May 17th | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (17 comments)

“About Time” looks like it would be a good watch on a transatlantic flight.

 0Posted on May 2nd | re: Here Are Some Morning Links! (12 comments)

Looks like she was bored sexting (bexting?):

“Whatcha doin?”

“At ballgame.”

“Havin fun?”

“No, soo brd.”

“Show me yer boobs.”

“Here ya go.”

“Thx.”

“Bye grandma!”

 0Posted on May 2nd | re: Here Are Some Morning Links! (12 comments)

Behind home plate, no less, where she’s going to be on camera 95% of the game.

 0Posted on May 2nd | re: (1) New Trampoline Accident: Trampoline Accident Accident (35 comments)

I see they used the “perspective of the serial killer” camera.

 0Posted on Apr 30th | re: Everybody Shift It! (14 comments)

Good eye! Those guys are geniuses. I visited The Red House when I passed through North Carolina based on their commercial: http://youtu.be/vnOyMSEWNTs

 0Posted on Apr 22nd | re: Reason Not To Be Famous #889: Oh, Reese Edition (41 comments)

What an arresting development.

 0Posted on Apr 8th | re: Here Are Some Morning Links! (19 comments)

I think it’s adorable when you Facebook connect.

(I don’t mean that in as patronizing a way as it reads either!)

 0Posted on Apr 8th | re: Here Are Some Morning Links! (19 comments)

You can cry in space, but no one can hear you scream.

 0Posted on Apr 8th | re: Here Are Some Morning Links! (19 comments)

I have a Wembley, because Muppet in a Hawaiian shirt? Let’s party!!!

 0Posted on Apr 8th | re: Saturday Night Live Melissa McCarthy And Phoenix (26 comments)

Holy crap, voting is back? YAY!

 0Posted on Mar 27th | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (109 comments)

I’m a little sad. My family is out of town for the week, and now that I finally have the house to myself for the first time in years, all I feel like doing is watching the Disney Jr channel like I do with my two year old every evening.

 0Posted on Mar 26th | re: UNO: The Game Show, Can You Even Imagine? (14 comments)

They should make a game show of Monopoly, and when contestants are losing, they have the option of knocking over the board and leaving the set in anger.

 0Posted on Mar 25th | re: Jared Leto's Cool Fan Mail Story (22 comments)

Based on the output of his weekly photoshoots with Terry Richardson, I’d say no.

(Hate that I know this…)

 0Posted on Mar 25th | re: Dominic Eats A Ghost Pepper (28 comments)

I was just wondering whatever happened to “balloon boy” and his parents.

 +5Posted on Mar 19th | re: Here Are Some Morning Links! (11 comments)

Bourdain’s new show will be on CNN, which will at least mean a break in their coverage of the ruined reputations of the teen rapists.

 +4Posted on Mar 12th | re: Here Are Some Morning Links! (14 comments)

Please say “Paparazzi.” Calling him a “photographer” makes it sound like it’s a dignified career.

 +4Posted on Mar 11th | re: Try Not To Explode Today, OK? (18 comments)

But at what price? There are no winners in the Cola Wars.

 +1Posted on Mar 11th | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (7 comments)

That HAS to be a typo. I spend more on pet care than Brendan Fraser? (He spends $7 a MONTH? What pet is this, a worm?)

Also, you don’t pay income tax every month, do you?

 +4Posted on Mar 8th | re: This Week In Comedy Open Thread (29 comments)

Crap, I can’t read. Abort! Abort!

 +5Posted on Mar 7th | re: ATTN: Actor Went To Olive Garden, Fame Seems Nightmarish (31 comments)

Mia Goth is wearing black, likes breadsticks.