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“Garden State” follow-up?
Do they mean “the next movie he’s writing, directing, and starring in” or literally a sequel starring the same people from that movie?
Because all I can remember about the movie is them wearing garbage bags and literally “screaming into the void” and I have absolutely no interest in funding a minute of film showing what those characters are doing 10 years later.
“Angling to be Brad Pitt’s official Brad Pitt double” sounds like a bizarre pickup line.
As in, “Would you like to be in a photo shoot with me? I’m angling to be Brad Pitt’s official Brad Pitt double.”
If the guy really looked like Danny DeVito, that’s icing on the cake.
She’s from a place called Saskatoon in Canada. As much as we like to think so, the entire world does not know our national anthem. She is forgiven!
“About Time” looks like it would be a good watch on a transatlantic flight.
Looks like she was bored sexting (bexting?):
“Whatcha doin?”
“At ballgame.”
“Havin fun?”
“No, soo brd.”
“Show me yer boobs.”
“Here ya go.”
“Thx.”
“Bye grandma!”
Behind home plate, no less, where she’s going to be on camera 95% of the game.
I see they used the “perspective of the serial killer” camera.
Good eye! Those guys are geniuses. I visited The Red House when I passed through North Carolina based on their commercial: http://youtu.be/vnOyMSEWNTs
What an arresting development.
I think it’s adorable when you Facebook connect.
(I don’t mean that in as patronizing a way as it reads either!)
You can cry in space, but no one can hear you scream.
I have a Wembley, because Muppet in a Hawaiian shirt? Let’s party!!!
Holy crap, voting is back? YAY!
I’m a little sad. My family is out of town for the week, and now that I finally have the house to myself for the first time in years, all I feel like doing is watching the Disney Jr channel like I do with my two year old every evening.
They should make a game show of Monopoly, and when contestants are losing, they have the option of knocking over the board and leaving the set in anger.
Based on the output of his weekly photoshoots with Terry Richardson, I’d say no.
(Hate that I know this…)
I was just wondering whatever happened to “balloon boy” and his parents.
Bourdain’s new show will be on CNN, which will at least mean a break in their coverage of the ruined reputations of the teen rapists.
Please say “Paparazzi.” Calling him a “photographer” makes it sound like it’s a dignified career.
But at what price? There are no winners in the Cola Wars.
That HAS to be a typo. I spend more on pet care than Brendan Fraser? (He spends $7 a MONTH? What pet is this, a worm?)
Also, you don’t pay income tax every month, do you?
Crap, I can’t read. Abort! Abort!
HOW DID WE NOT KNOW THIS???
Mia Goth is wearing black, likes breadsticks.

















I was waiting to see his laser cat eyes.
I have not seen the movie from which this scene was excised.