Is Ke$ha wearing a golden cat skull on her necklace? Are those stuffed wolves book-ending the members of 3OH!3 as they do their awkward dream dwarf from Twin Peaks shuffle/dance in front of the Douche Signal?

These people must answer for their crimes against animals! And humanity!

I am infuriated by this video. Not because of its insane political message, but because it reduces gay culture’s rich and varied culinary traditions to plain old scatology. As a gay man myself (who has licked many an ass like an ice cream cone as it were) I am proud to introduce you to a brief list of our bizarre delicacies:
1. farts (durr)
2. anything phallic, regardless of size
3. dick cheese (this is a real thing, actually)
4. a liquid emulsion of pure cooties in a tasteful martini glass (I like mine with a twist of lime)

Actually, I take back my outrage. I think this is just a mis-catagorized 2 Girls 1 Cup reaction video.