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From now on yogurt parfaits are just going to look like granola, strawberries, blueberries, and bloated dead rats.
With our eyes? I don’t get it!
Aphorisms! I see what you did there..
Someone else make the Shia Lebeouf callback.. I had to bartend during the MPLS zombi pub crawl and I’m still in no mood to talk about the un-dead
Awww.. for a second there I thought Will Smith had a new single. Put me back in the freezer.
I’m with you on the sweaty feet thing. Socks are a must.. especially since I’m on my feet running around all day at work. Unfortunately, though, I ride a single speed bike to work so I’m already screwed hipster-wise. “NICE SOCKS” – people in cars
Oh, and “SOCKS AREN’T FOR CLOSERS” nearly made me choke on my cracker with caviar and French’s mustard.
And then Patrick Bateman chops you up into little pieces…
For example BROCCOLI. I still remember my dad telling me they were tiny trees and I was a giant… even until this day I love destroying broccoli. As for my 3 year old son all I have to say is “well Iron Man loves them” and blam-o
I can’t wait for Summer 2006!
They cut out the 7 times he shouted “BOB SAGET” for no apparent reason.
Liz LEM-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
Was he the kid in the hit movie “Blank Check”, too?!? Probably not, but MAYBE
Somebody make a lame Transformers joke quick before I do.
Dad?
I think she’s looking for the finish line.
Steve Winwood’s stuck in line at Chuck E. Cheese?
So you think you can love me and leave me to DRIEAIEEE GARGLE-oo baby *breaks a plate*. That made my day. Scratch that.. month.
… Dwayne Moorehouse! Why does the ‘other’ guy always have a name that just SOUNDS like a jerk. It’s a phenomenon. You never see a dude named Brad Bradderson get dumped for a guy named Soren Mallom III.
I usually make a point to dislike anything my girlfriend likes. This changes nothing.
Infinite Jest does not come to mind.
Push the beds together and make up.
I’ve never seen a bird express so much emotion with it’s facial expressions.. “screw you guys”
Do yourself a favor and just don’t think about it. Even if you knew exactly what was going to happen or not happen to him it would still be just as good. Watch on.. it’s such a great show. Are jokes required? uhh he gets run over. Just kidding. Joke.
I just want to see what my avatar was all those years ago when I visited this site. And also to tell you about it, even though you aren’t interested, like I’m yer grandpa.