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 0Posted on Feb 1st, 2010 | re: Connecticut Deserves A Better Class Of Criminal (37 comments)

On the one hand this another case of a sad bastard hollywood failure story. On there other hand this is hilarious! Man…I am so Torn about this…

Speaking on behalf of gabe’s mom, who says she is 700 years old (we all know she is 1700 years old but we let her lie because it makes her feel better) who dated methuselah in high school, what does “I don’t even know what a website IS” mean?

 0Posted on Jan 21st, 2010 | re: White Man's Burden 2.0 (33 comments)

Now that is how you handle a downvote, DSM

 +1Posted on Jan 21st, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 14 (142 comments)

I was walking by this fig tree the other day when I saw a mexican guy named jesus talking to a buncha people and telling stories about loving people. For some reason he got angry and threw over some tables at the local church so some jewish mafia people wanted to kill him. The used nails and a big wooden cross and so he died. But then, people said that he un-died. This sounds like blasphemy. Is this real?

 0Posted on Jan 14th, 2010 | re: Kids Crush It On The Drums To System Of A Down The Darndest Things (37 comments)

I knew there was a lost black Jonahs brother

 0Posted on Jan 14th, 2010 | re: Slumdog Millionaire's Rubina Ali Is A Thousandaire (42 comments)

you guys, I dont get it. Why is everyone talking about Rubina Ali’s chance at getting out of poverty and not Wes anderson’s?

 0Posted on Jan 11th, 2010 | re: Shut Up, Jerry Seinfeld (110 comments)

I thought gabe WAS expressing dissent with this post…

is it better to dissent for dissent’s sake?

Ironic answer:

NO

no no no. you guys are not taking his words “in context”. which is why i am making a film which promises to put his words “in context” and then there will be an article which mentions too many times how my film promises to put his quotes “in context”

 0Posted on Dec 12th, 2009 | re: They Are Making A Tiger Woods Porno, Duh (17 comments)

I believe the correct title is “caddy shagged”

 +5Posted on Dec 10th, 2009 | re: Snoop Dogg All Up In This Personal GPS Unit (22 comments)

This is just a thinly veiled attempt for GPS to appeal to a broader market. before this, tom tom was all.

“I guess IM a racist”

 +2Posted on Dec 10th, 2009 | re: Seriousgum Presents Rachel Maddow's Interview Of Richard Cohen (100 comments)

i think i got 2 go 2 da hospital, cause i just got MAD DOW disease!

 0Posted on Dec 10th, 2009 | re: The Cat Massage Lady Was On David Letterman?! (21 comments)

You see at 1:31 how excited he gets.

YOU”RE SUCH A GOOD BOY, DAVY!!!