So I saw John Legend in the thumbnail for this video and watched it because I will watch anything that man has to say.

Sorry, I didn’t mean to reply to your comment! I don’t know why it did that

Aw, that girl’s eyes are just as dead as Kristen Stewart’s. How perfect.

Journalism: You’re doing it wrong

I think I made the right decision going to Berkeley. Here we just have fights between Muslim and Jewish student groups and overly-idealistic protests that don’t really accomplish much but will be re-appropriated by the university administration in 20 years to sell Berkeley as a ‘progressive’ campus.

Well, I mean, I know a guy who at 17 nearly got arrested for grand theft and credit card fraud (or whatever those charges are called in England) for stealing someone’s credit card then using it at a series of restaurants and bars in a drunken stupor but got off because the police couldn’t prove it was him who signed all the bills. I also know a girl who started drinking at 13 and got a DUI at 17 and had to go to rehab.

So my teenage years were nothing like Skins, but some people’s were.

This is one of the three Polish words my Polish grandmother ever taught me. Bless her <3

While I was watching this, my roommate started playing the Night Man song really loudly and it made this trailer 937598475 times better.

My fave is “I’ll never let go, Jack”

What I also don’t get is why someone would spend $20K on a vacation to India. Maybe prices have gone up recently (which is certainly possible), but my friend went to India for three months a few years ago and said he only spent something like $700USD.

Also, I would like to point out that while drug cartels are a serious problem in Mexico and kill thousands of people annually, there is hardly any violence on our side of the border.

http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,2007474,00.html

Maybe he meant ‘literally’ the way Rachel Zoe means ‘literally’

I thought you were just supposed to brush your teeth with a bottle of Jack?