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Okay I almost peed my pants watching this while playing “Never Have Fun” by That Ghost. It is the best! Also you can find the song on stereogum’s gum mix. I promise you will adore it!
Perhaps because Jennifer seems to be lacking the ability to enunciate words (the word salad does not end in a T, I’m sorry Jennifer. Go see a speech therapist.). Definitely a signifier of poor life decisions and also she is kind of a bitch sometimes. I don’t know, something about her really bothers me.
SERIOUSLY. a chef that mispronounces “ceviche” is like a chef that mispronounces “nicoise” (it’s not pronounced kneeswah); pointless and probably doesn’t make very good food. Even though I still want her to win over stupid douchey ed hardy guy.
Big mama’s lake house
Ooops sorry She-Ra, P. O. P. you beat me to the punch. Although I wasn’t punching anyone I promise…
Alex did a great job! Various pats on the back and hind quarters. GOOD GAME! But why couldn’t we have Lindsay do freelance mad men recaps? That would have been the opposite of the worst. THE BEST. Seriously, I mean no disrespect Alex. I laughed, I cried. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. But do YOU have a huge mad men crush on Don Draper/Jon Hamm?
Hey I got here late, outta the way! What’s the deal with AmPat’s updates? Is he taking a creative blogging course or something? Because that’s what it reads like (sorry AmPat, we’re BFFs I swear). Is it actually intended to be serious or just for yuks (actually maybe yucks?)?
Poor Uma Thurman. I want to like her. but she is making it so damn hard, she’s always in such awful movies. Sure she’s done a few good ones… but what about the 10 years in between those good ones?
I’m not Professor Francais over here (because let’s face it I am completely lacking in my baguette, striped shirt, and beret… although I do have one of those tiny tiny mustaches) but isn’t aux incorrect? Let’s set aside the fact that floppes is a totally invented word for minimal comedic value, but isn’t “les masques aux floppes” translated as “masks in flops” whereas “les masques des floppes” is more roughly translated as “the masks of flops?” It’s been forever since I participated in the the french canadian grammar rodeo. And on a completely unrelated side not because this is my attempt at making this the absolute longest post because I that nerdtastic… but how do I get funny little pictures next to my comments?
In France they are called Les Masques des Floppes
My favorite show that was sadly cancelled but was still one of the best shows on television was Pushing Daisies. I know, I know it was cheesily romantic. It did have excellent writing though! I think everyone should watch the extremely short first and second seasons.
I agree. The Lake House is the worst. Why was their magic time travel mailbox/house only time travelling 2 years? That seems like such an odd, arbitrary number. It would have been better if it had been like 85 years then she could have gotten letters about handlebar mustaches and box socials.
Que malo, once again I must sugar my own churro.
Becca, I adore you! You say what I am thinking. Marry me!
Way to spell! You win the Spelling bee!
I agree you have changed. Your posts just aren’t the same. Granted I don’t find them offensive or morally reprehensible anymore. But, memories!
I laughed so hard at “Sorry, it seems like the 3-6AM slot is taken that night?” I don’t know why. Also this trailer made me feel guilty for laughing at rape.
I will miss these too! I looked forward to these recaps! However, if they must go in the trash now, can I jump on the My So-Called Life bandwagon? Or is it band-wagon? Band wagon? hmmm….