This role should probably definitely be offered to Suri Cruise.

I’m pretty sure that had I not read GP’s in-depth and provocative and appropriately lengthy investigation of the Emmys, I would have definitely probably wandered purposelessly into the street and gotten hit by a car that she may or may not have been driving.

When Gwyneth lives, other people don’t die.

There is no god. The angel is skitzophrenic.

Here’s a thought- maybe the Fairy World from the beginning of the series was the Matrix and Sookie metaphorically chose the blue pill (wherein she jumped off the cliff with her grandpa) meaning that we’re NEVER going to get to know the magical mystery behind it.

Remember that part where Jason got all high from drinking enough vampire blood to heal his burnt off blinded face? Oh yeah, that didn’t happen…. maybe he didn’t inhale?

Also hey, Vince was drinking. So just pretend that rehab thing never happened.