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 +44Posted on Aug 23rd, 2012 | re: Videogum Now Accepting Submissions And Other Notes On The Future Of Videogum (170 comments)

My first submission will be Steve Winwood IS Chris Trash: A Conspiracy Theory

 +88Posted on Aug 23rd, 2012 | re: Videogum Now Accepting Submissions And Other Notes On The Future Of Videogum (170 comments)

More crabby Gabe think pieces on current events, plz. Seriously. I really love those.

 +9Posted on Apr 19th, 2012 | re: R.I.P. Cash Cab (22 comments)

The friend in the Cab with me noticed that the YouTube video had thousands of views and wondered why. I told her it was probably my dad watching it over and over. Not because I put it on medium-sized pop culture blog all the time. http://youtu.be/ASHW5WsReo8

 +6Posted on Apr 19th, 2012 | re: R.I.P. Cash Cab (22 comments)

I’ve heard this scouting thing before, but my experience was totally different, totally legit. I was shopping was a friend in Union Square and we decided to take a cab back to school. And it was the Cash Cab. We had no idea. I’m thankful I was wearing makeup that day. It was one of the first episodes, before it hit the air, so we had no idea.

But a thousand dollars?? High five, friend!

 +6Posted on Feb 14th, 2012 | re: Who Is Your Videogum Valentine? (123 comments)

Yes????

 +6Posted on Oct 6th, 2011 | re: The 10 Best Movie Opening Title Sequences (71 comments)

Troop Beverly Hills wuz robbed.

 +6Posted on Sep 29th, 2011 | re: Why Don't You Just Marry Tom Cruise Already, Brad Bird?! (42 comments)

You’re glib, Ian.

 +11Posted on Sep 29th, 2011 | re: And So Begins The Futile, Lifelong Struggle To Exercise Control (25 comments)

Turning off Katy Perry will never be futile. Keep at it, kiddo.

fake y gay (fake and gay)

Ryan Gosling. So hot right now.

 +43Posted on Sep 23rd, 2011 | re: Another Republican Debate, Another Disgusting Nightmare! (127 comments)

Is Kidding Me your gay boyfriend?

 +31Posted on Sep 22nd, 2011 | re: Dear Weetabix, Please Bring Your Dubstep Magic Cereal To America (44 comments)

Wait, that is what “dubstep” sounds like? Jesus Christ you kids. Get off my lawn.

 +1Posted on Sep 14th, 2011 | re: Ashley Greene IS Charles Dickens' Oliva Twisted (28 comments)

Holmes for the Holidays.

 +27Posted on Sep 13th, 2011 | re: Let's All Enter This Bill Murray Poetry Contest (38 comments)

Roses are red
Violets are blue
HI BILL MURRAY ARE YOU READING THIS

 +42Posted on Sep 13th, 2011 | re: Tea Party Debate Audience Would Like Everyone To Die (180 comments)

That’s different. Terry Schiavo was white.

 +15Posted on Sep 7th, 2011 | re: Angry Little Boy Needs To Rest Case About Flip Flops And Boat Shoes (54 comments)

He can’t make it out of the dorm to get bandaids!!!!!!!! Someone “re-encompensate” this junior Johnnie Cochran now!!!

 +19Posted on Sep 7th, 2011 | re: Angry Little Boy Needs To Rest Case About Flip Flops And Boat Shoes (54 comments)

**WARNING: WEARING BOAT SHOES WITH SOCKS WILL MAKE TO LOOK LIKE A DOUCHE**

 +4Posted on Aug 26th, 2011 | re: The Most Hackneyed News Copy Ever In His Pants? (26 comments)

But we’re still waiting to hear from the OED on the tru definition of “joke.” There could very well be a great “joke” in there.

Very funny “comedian routine.”

 +6Posted on Aug 25th, 2011 | re: Shout Out To The Knox City Booster Club Women (47 comments)

stoopid facebook connect.

 +7Posted on Aug 4th, 2011 | re: Very Good "Banana Driving A Car" Video (27 comments)

Very aPEALing, amirite?

 +20Posted on Jul 22nd, 2011 | re: Let's All Make Up Our Own Fake Entourage Gossip Column Blind Items (33 comments)

Steve Buscemi.

 +42Posted on Jul 8th, 2011 | re: Quote Of The Day (32 comments)

“Canned cheese is whack!” -Whitney Houston

 +28Posted on Jul 8th, 2011 | re: Today We Are All Jeopardy! Neil (27 comments)

Self Potato, AZ

 +27Posted on Jul 7th, 2011 | re: As Close As We Have Yet Come To A "Perfect" Internet Video (40 comments)

OMG BE CAREFUL