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-Which straight person needs to tell gay people how to communicate their gayness to the world?
-None.

Unless you are an habitual c-cksucker, shut the f up already. Gay people don’t need your patronizing.

 -5Posted on Jul 3rd, 2012 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Katie Holmes Something Something Scientology (80 comments)

Is 7012 already?

I guess it all depends what kind of phoney-baloney calendar you are using.

What year is it in the Scientology calendar?

 -5Posted on Jul 2nd, 2012 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Katie Holmes Something Something Scientology (80 comments)

Sense of humor is not the #1 trait of religious fanatics. Cognitive dissonance is.

See you in 7012.

 -2Posted on Jul 2nd, 2012 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Katie Holmes Something Something Scientology (80 comments)

The Catholic Church, which any Catholic can tell you, runs on donations of all sizes claims that it can cure leprosy.

Orthodox Jews claim cheeseburgers are evil.

We should really have this conversation in 7012.

 +3Posted on Jul 2nd, 2012 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Katie Holmes Something Something Scientology (80 comments)

Crazy, ridiculous stories + 5000 years = rich, complex, historically problematic and influential tapestry of faith and tradition and cultural identity.

Crazy, ridiculous stories + 200 years = Mitt Romney is weird

Crazy, ridiculous stories + 50 years = Ha ha, Tom Cruise is crazy

It’s just a matter of time, really.

 +1Posted on Jul 2nd, 2012 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Katie Holmes Something Something Scientology (80 comments)

The thing with Scientology as opposed to, let’s say, Christianity or Judaism, is that they claim the crazy stuff happened relatively recently, but what they claim is not any less far-fetched than the sh-t you will find in any section of the Bible.

I guess that when some text has survived for thousands of years, like the Bible has, people give it a pass but, at the end of the day, it is all the same of magical thinking with zero basis in reality.

 +4Posted on Jul 2nd, 2012 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Katie Holmes Something Something Scientology (80 comments)

Why is “because he is batshit crazy closet case” never mentioned as a possible reason for the divorce?

Yes, I know, all those hacks fear the wrath of Tom.