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 0Posted on Apr 27th, 2011 | re: Coach Taylor Vs. Ned Stark: Who Molds Young Men Better?! (58 comments)

Get out of my head, Gabe

 0Posted on Apr 13th, 2011 | re: CuteRoulette (28 comments)

YAY

 +6Posted on Apr 13th, 2011 | re: Meet Braco, Be Changed (93 comments)

So I work at a museum (an art museum) in downtown San Francisco and last summer Braco was, apparently, performing his “healing” or whatever (ugh) at an event space in the neighborhood with a very (if we’re being generous, which I AM) similar name. Countless of Braco followers (ok maybe a couple dozen) came to my desk asking if he was “gazing” at the museum. The. Worst.

 +8Posted on Apr 12th, 2011 | re: Gwyneth Paltrow Interviews Jay-Z And Vice Versa (60 comments)

I think she was talking about this, but still. http://www.collegiateschool.org/default.aspx

 +2Posted on Apr 12th, 2011 | re: Videogum Everywhere Mission: Eileen F For New York Yankees Bat Girl (54 comments)

I find it really distasteful when people refer to others as “good people” (as in “That monster? He’s good people.”) but I think it really applies in this case. Good job guys!
Also, I have a meeting at 3 but other that that I’m pretty much voting for this all day.

I think the word you’re looking for is “classic”.

Isn’t the point of the internet to be so full of stuff you can not look at certain stuff and pretend it doesn’t exist? Like how we can ignore the people who are, sure, TOO excited about this very cute car commercial and instead we can look at this slideshow of penguins taking showers? http://bit.ly/gzLmoL

 +8Posted on Aug 3rd, 2010 | re: What Should The Tagline Be For The Justin Bieber 3D Biopic That Is Real? (99 comments)

While reading this story, I am on BART behind 3 teenage girls and one 20-something professional male discussing Justin Bieber’s Segway video. Man to girls: “axe should literally make him a spokesperson”. I want a shower and I want off this train.

 0Posted on Jul 2nd, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 27: Patriotic Movies (315 comments)

Boston Tea Party Girl

 +1Posted on Jun 15th, 2010 | re: Being White Is Hard: Somewhere (85 comments)

And so the journey from adorable, talented child actor to sex-pot child actor begins anew…

 +19Posted on Apr 26th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Nick And Norah's Infinite Playlist (268 comments)

That’s actually the most realistic part of the movie.

So, um, what’s the ETA on Bravo’s record label? And what is the opposite of gold records that they can use to line the halls of their offices?

 0Posted on Apr 6th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Down To You (265 comments)

ohhhhhh man does that movie suck

 +1Posted on Apr 2nd, 2010 | re: Renee Zellweger Is Going For Her EGOT! (46 comments)

Yes. And all the more so since this movie exists.

 +3Posted on Apr 2nd, 2010 | re: Renee Zellweger Is Going For Her EGOT! (46 comments)

Is it too soon to nominate this for The Hunt?

 +7Posted on Apr 2nd, 2010 | re: Renee Zellweger Is Going For Her EGOT! (46 comments)

Renee’s character, Jane, is in a wheelchair. A wheelchair, you guys.

 +10Posted on Mar 31st, 2010 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Nicholas Sparks Is A Jerk AND An Idiot (213 comments)

Does anyone else think that perhaps having a grown man approach Disney requesting to write a “romantic” movie for a teenage girl should have raised, I dunno, maybe a bit of a red flag? Barf. Even if that teenage girl IS Miley Cyrus, ew. I guess that would assume Disney is concerned about the sexualization of their teen stars instead of, you know, the opposite of that.

 0Posted on Mar 31st, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Across The Universe (162 comments)

I turned this movie off right after the Statue-of-Liberty-carrying Vietnam scene and have not been able to watch the rest of it. I think the fact that there was an entire episode of Oprah about it really drives home just what an epic failure we’re dealing with here.

 0Posted on Mar 30th, 2010 | re: Happy Pesach, Jews! (65 comments)

I guess the original version of “West Bank Story” must have had the two main characters working at competing Turkey Shnitzel stands(cause it’s totally the most Israeli food of all time and not, oh, German or anything) but they decided that falafel looked better as a hat?

 +5Posted on Mar 29th, 2010 | re: Happy Pesach, Jews! (65 comments)

“Ask anyone in Israel to name a wholly Israeli dish and the answer will be turkey schnitzel.” Really? I just don’t know about that.