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But at least it provides the PERFECT time to make that “fake and gay” joke.
I’m no photoshop expert, you guys; but I’m pretty sure this is definitely photoshopped.
All I have to say is the guy in the background in the suit is THE BEST. I have so many questions about that guy!
When I was in college, we would always get offers to go to free advance movie screenings. I went to go see the Lord of War screening, and, well, Lions Gate accidentally sent the theater the Undiscovered, starring Ashlee Simpson. Pretty much the most confusing 15 minutes of my life.
So, uhm, I used to date this girl who had a roommate? And this roommate started dating Tucker Max? And then left Tucker Max to marry Ian Ziering?! WOOF. Sometimes life is just TOO MUCH.
Directed by Roman Polanski.
Who’s that one actor from Entourage who is just as douchey as his onscreen character??
The tumbling “rocks” reminded me of the styrofoam rocks they used to throw at the kids climbing the AggroCrag on GUTS – I was seriously expecting GLITTER EXPLOSIONS at any moment.
Okay, I am no Professor in Indian or Race Studies, over here, nor have I watched more than that 90 second clip that was posted yesterday, but I am going to go ahead and say – yes, “Outsourced” is racist and very much THE WORST.
The show’s attempt at comedy is not derived from the cleverness/wittiness of the characters themselves, but from them doing the dumbest, unfunny things in a goofy, exaggerated, and awful Indian caricatures. For instance, the clip posted yesterday features 1) a guy quoting Glengarry Glen Ross 2) a girl singing and 3) a guy dancing and singing. None of these things, on their own, would be remotely funny to anyone. If this show was a bunch of white guys doing such things, America would be all, “wtf.” But, throw in some HILARIOUS INDIANS doing them in GOOFY ACCENTS, then we have AMERICAN COMEDY GOLD. Ugh.
Okay, I said this last night in chat, but SO SELFISH, JIN!
“I will kill myself so you don’t have to die alone, despite the fact THAT WE HAVE A FULLY ALIVE CHILD TO RAISE. This makes sense. Too much sense.”– Dr. Jin-Soo Kwon, PhD, Family Ethics/Logic.
Look in the cell phone. See what you saw. Take the saw and cut the flashlight in half. Two halves make a whole. Climb out of the coffin through the hole. Duh.
Anyone know what T.V. stands for?
If only Jack could find someway to make use of his insane ability to swim ridiculously long distances fully clothed, Timberlanded, and backpacked.
You guys, is there any possible way to get pass those horrendously terrible HOW TO WEAR IT ads!? ARGH!! It is not even 11am and I am TYPING SO HARD I’VE BROKEN SEVERAL OF MY MACBOOK AIRS.
Assholes? Hey now, you basically saying all our Moms are assholes. Well, um, at least my mom. Sigh.
(Hah, this was me just jokin’, forgetting that any ridiculous statement about this show has the potential to be taken seriously because the show itself is so ridiculous. So, apologies!)
So the lead actress of The Blind Side is married to a white supremacist?? COINCIDENCE?!
who said “The New World” they were referring to was America, HMMMM?!?
Despite his resemblance, Sam Eagle would NOT approve of these shenanigans.
why can’t monsters get along with other monsters?
He is my Dad. And I love him.
(don’t worry, I will be checking every day)
The most disappointing part of my day? Discovering the Die Antwoord videos have yet to be given closed captioned access.
WHEN IS THE REPLIES!? (i used this joke last week. i know no shame)
Classic Horace.