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 +1Posted on Nov 4th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 11 (323 comments)

Hollywood and Bovine

 0Posted on Nov 4th, 2009 | re: Important 30 Rock News For Both Genders (21 comments)

Nooo, I hate cameos! What is this, Will and Grace?

 +4Posted on Oct 30th, 2009 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Adam Lambert Does Not Survive 2012 (30 comments)

I see our leadership choices are all white men. Apparently, in 2012 our physical *and* ideological landmarks will be wiped out.

 +29Posted on Oct 28th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 10.5 (86 comments)

In my spare time, I enjoy hiking, crocheting, and shopping with my daughter *Trebek slaps her* my sister *Trebek slaps her* my daughter *Trebek slaps her* my sister *Trebek slaps her* She’s my sister and my daughter!!! Oh, and I also like playing bridge!

 0Posted on Oct 9th, 2009 | re: Is Brad Garrett's 'Til Death The Smartest Show On TV? (9 comments)

I like that there is a pseudo-Martin Starr running around.

 +5Posted on Oct 2nd, 2009 | re: Good News! We Don't Have To See 2012! (77 comments)

Jeez. We gave him our hearts and he gave us a woof!

 0Posted on Sep 28th, 2009 | re: Eric Wareheim's Music Video For Depeche Mode's "Hole To Feed" Is Gross (52 comments)

Phew, at least everyone in this kinky underground club is hetero! Which is very believable! Especially in Depeche Mode-verse! We don’t want to be *that* subversive or anything…

 +2Posted on Sep 21st, 2009 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: The Informant! (37 comments)

I’m going to have disagree with Gabe on this one. I enjoyed it initially, particularly the way we get to hear Damon’s inane thoughts, but it just becomes too repetitive. First, he’s lying to Quantum Leap. Then he’s lying to Patton Oswalt *about* Quantum Leap. Then lying to Paul F. Tompkins *about* Patton Owsalt, etc. I’m also not often a fan of using recognizable actors/comedians in bit parts. It pulls you out of the story, and you’re just playing “I Wonder When the British Guy from The Daily Show is Going to Pop Up.” I have this same problem with Hurt Locker and Thin Red Line, two movies I otherwise love.

 +3Posted on Sep 17th, 2009 | re: Let's Just Pretend This Never Happened (66 comments)

Yes! I thought so too when watching it.

“Doing all the things a little brother shouldn’t do. Like drinking poisoned blood and messing round with voodoo.”

 +1Posted on Sep 1st, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Caligula (112 comments)

I liked Rachel Getting Married. It’s not perfect, but it’s a lot better than, say, Ron Howard’s The Grinch. I am wondering if these are all movies Gabe has seen before, and if not, what happens if he actually likes one of these?

 -1Posted on Aug 28th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 7 (300 comments)

Talent for the Game of Pogs

 +6Posted on Aug 27th, 2009 | re: What's Your Damage, Hollywood? (51 comments)

Brought to you by Corn Nuts!

 +7Posted on Aug 26th, 2009 | re: What Else Should Arnold Schwarzenegger Keep In The Governor's Office (43 comments)

Three-breasted hooker?

 +3Posted on Aug 26th, 2009 | re: Relax, Forks, Washington (45 comments)

I’ve been wondering what Christopher Guest has been up to lately!

 0Posted on Aug 21st, 2009 | re: Your Guide To Celebrating Avatar Day (40 comments)

You’re in luck on that count. Shyamalan had to change the name of his movie to avoid confusion with this one, so it’s just called The Last Airbender.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9W1dhqc-JBs

 +2Posted on Aug 21st, 2009 | re: Your Guide To Celebrating Avatar Day (40 comments)

I love Delgo!

 +3Posted on Aug 21st, 2009 | re: Damon Weaver Interviewed By Time Magazine (13 comments)

“He’s a very good dog and a very pretty dog.” Aaaaah, too cute! Please do another Seth MacFarlane story so my proper levels of bilious contempt can be restored.

 +2Posted on Aug 20th, 2009 | re: Snoop Dogg Millionaire (Sorry! Really Not My Fault) (23 comments)

Wait, so they only have to answer one super-easy question, and can use a lifeline, including asking Ken Jennings? Those Celebrity Jeopardy SNL skits weren’t so far off. The Penis Mightier indeed!

 +1Posted on Aug 19th, 2009 | re: An Open Letter To Jay Leno (53 comments)

Yeah, I can’t wait for his hilarious Tamagotchi parody ad next!

 +5Posted on Aug 18th, 2009 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: District 9 (125 comments)

I really liked it too, and was especially grateful that the trailers didn’t give large portions of the story away. I have a hard time imagining the Halo movie would have been this resonant.

 +8Posted on Aug 18th, 2009 | re: Videogum's Teen Korner: OMG New New Moon Trailer (45 comments)

As a gay man, I have a sneaking suspicion that “Team Jacob” is the new “Friend of Dorothy.” I have no doubt he’ll be there for you as a friend, Bella!

 +1Posted on Aug 13th, 2009 | re: Fine, Guy Catches Laptop With His Butt (27 comments)

So, I’ve been watching your icon for about five minutes straight. I love cats because they’re cute and just a little bit terrifying…

 +1Posted on Aug 13th, 2009 | re: The Apocalypse Looks A Lot Like The "Black Hole Sun" Video (73 comments)

Nothing screams “quality” like a January release date. I hope it beats out Leprechaun in Space 5 that weekend!

 +10Posted on Aug 5th, 2009 | re: Paula Abdul Leaves American Idol In Typically Poor Fashion (34 comments)

Um, Justin Guarini has his own sketch comedy web show, so who’s getting the last laugh? Oh right, no one because it’s the worst thing ever made.

http://www.sketchedouttv.com/index2.php

 +9Posted on Aug 3rd, 2009 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Funny People (96 comments)

This is the most schizophrenic movie I’ve seen in a while. I thought the first half was terrific – a dark look at the dark side of comedy. It feels like a complete movie itself. So when the Leslie Mann/Eric Bana story takes over (which it does *completely*, at the expense of all the other subplots), it’s like we’re watching a thoroughly different, much less interesting movie.