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 0Posted on Dec 29th, 2009 | re: The Worst People Of 2009 (118 comments)

Accuracy. Also Andy Dick but I feel like that was more 1995-2008.

 0Posted on Dec 28th, 2009 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Avatar (125 comments)

Ban on Dances With Wolves, Ferngully, and Pocahontas references. Not-ban on Delgo.

 0Posted on Dec 28th, 2009 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Avatar (125 comments)

i agree with you a lot of love!

 +2Posted on Dec 28th, 2009 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Avatar (125 comments)

apparently the floating mountains are loaded with the “unobtanium”, and since it is this crazy superconductor, the mountains float via pandora’s (a small moon) magnetic field. i think he thought of that during the 12 or whatever years he making this story.

 0Posted on Dec 28th, 2009 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Avatar (125 comments)

this is a pretty boring and typical-of-that-blog commentary on it as well http://io9.com/5422666/when-will-white-people-stop-making-movies-like-avatar

 +4Posted on Sep 23rd, 2009 | re: Drake Makes Sure To Get His New Music Video Just Right (70 comments)

Also, this song could only be made better by more reggae-horn. Like, constant horn over the whole thing.

 0Posted on Sep 23rd, 2009 | re: Drake Makes Sure To Get His New Music Video Just Right (70 comments)

Commenters are slacking with the Jimmy references, while totally missing jokes about all the Ken Burns effect usage. This video ruins lipsynching. Plus, I’m old, so new-Degrassi jokes are lost on me?

 +3Posted on Sep 14th, 2009 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: All Your Boyfriends (47 comments)

my name’s denise, and i’m a people person :(

 0Posted on Aug 17th, 2009 | re: Napoleon Dynamite 2: Gentlemen Broncos (37 comments)

Seriously, Safe Men will always be the best movie ever made. Thank you for mentioning it, and letting me know that I’m not alone.

 0Posted on Aug 13th, 2009 | re: Watching White People Dance Is Never Not Funny (64 comments)

This is like a live-action Second Life dance party

vertical drop, sleeping bear sand dunes, MI?

Gabe, you know you cried when Anders said that.

 +1Posted on Mar 9th, 2009 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Watchmen (98 comments)

I gave it a B. Maybe a B-. The music choices were a joke. That was really, really disappointing to me. And the new, more friendly ending that they chose to give us in the film leaves you with a sense that they thought the movie-going audience would be too stupid to accept the book-version. The ending in the book is the only logical way to unite all the world’s superpowers against a perceived “outside” threat. Dr. Manhattan, or Superman, or God, was an American. The new ending left a hole in the plot so wide that a lot of the enjoyment i experienced during the rest of the movie disapeared through it. I don’t agree with many of my friends, who are fanboys though they will deny it, that it was too long, and I don’t think it was boring at all to see such wonderful source material recreated with live-action and special attention to how Dave Gibbons interpreted Alan Moore’s stark tale. I found much of it thrilling.

Woah, zik schooled you. He was waaaay into this five years ago, he use to make Laura Croft fight herself over and over!!! I’m so embarrassed for you, Gabe, welcome to the internet.

“DONALD WINS!”

 +2Posted on Feb 20th, 2009 | re: You Continue To Only Hurt Yourself, America (45 comments)

Wow, I really agree with you about the Burlesque. Like, really agree with you.

 +2Posted on Jan 20th, 2009 | re: Gossip Girl: It's Not Over Until The Size 4 Lady Sings (19 comments)

God Chuck is hot.

 0Posted on Jan 16th, 2009 | re: I Don't Want A Famous Face (2 comments)

GOOD GOD.

 0Posted on Jan 13th, 2009 | re: James Franco's Mind Is Like A Sponge (7 comments)

Also this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR9A4vNB3nY

 +1Posted on Dec 9th, 2008 | re: Even Aaron Rose Thinks Aaron Rose Is The Worst (11 comments)

I hate that I have to disagree with you here, and I also am not happy about having to stand in defense of the real Aaron Rose, but the Character of Aaron Rose as well as the actor who plays him is disgusting. The real Aaron Rose is far from that.

 +1Posted on Nov 19th, 2008 | re: Goodbye, Fringe (11 comments)

Fringe is filming outside of my apartment right now at midnight. They are loud.

 0Posted on Nov 12th, 2008 | re: Goodbye, Fringe (11 comments)

“Bones” is way better anyway.

 +1Posted on Nov 11th, 2008 | re: The Doctors Explore The "Trend" Of Vodka Tampons (34 comments)

The vodka Tampon is from CSI, and the funny thing is that I did actually want to hear someone investigating if you can get intoxicated from such a thing. That was the episode that the Two and a Half Men writers did. This is the saddest thing I have ever written.

 0Posted on Nov 11th, 2008 | re: Keith Olbermann Speaks Out Against Prop 8 Politics (52 comments)

Studies find, Gabe, that you are right.
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/07/us/07race.html

 +1Posted on Oct 28th, 2008 | re: Gossip Girl: Blair Has An Itch That Only Chuck Can Have Sex With (12 comments)

It’s also pretty weird that the artist on the show is named Aaron Rose. But then the gallery is also named “BEDFORD AVENUE GALLERY”. Also, I vomited when “Max” said that he and Aaron were at RISD together.