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As a member of a new generation of teachers, I would like to say that I would either volunteer to do camera work assuring that I would not make it into the actual video or hide in my classroom with all of the lights off until it was over. Teachers can be cool! I have 14 tattoos! AND I’m not the art teacher! I go to punk rock shows! I’ve had students dye their hair to look like me and beg me for mix CDs and still contact me 3 years after I have taught them.
We’re not all lame and lonely….although I did spend the majority of Saturday night organizing my comic collections….those things won’t bag and board themselves…right? Ahem…
Anyway, who knew this song was so long?
Duh, if he’s awkward and uncomfortable and slightly tragic: Philip Seymore Hoffman…always and forever
Total U-F-Yo sighting. Clever, clever man that news channel 7 anchor!
The two gold guns that Senor Chang pulls out are a nod to Face Off…i know John Woo is already up there, but I was proud of myself for getting a stupid action movie reference (I spent three hours watching it the other weekend: edited on USA)
Poor Lorraine, no one wanted to sexually harass her. After all the time she spent on her Toni home perm, her wretched slut of a daughter got all the attention.
I blow kisses [read: force kisses]
laughed until I choked at this line…
When I was a kid…..we had some awesome kids music: have you heard of Raffi my friend? We fish you a hairy Christmas??
Also, nothing beats Cheech the School Bus Driver…another classic in my family: http://www.artistdirect.com/nad/store/artist/album/0,,126433,00.html
Also, Sharon Lois and Brahm.
Skinnamarink that Dick Van Dyke!
I want to up-vote this forever and ever. Whenever I read Steve Winwood’s comments I always think….and I care why? Make if funny if he were to give any information beyond “I hate this” “I hate that” maybe I would care…probably not because everyone knows that my opinions are in fact the best and always the absolute truth.
You better copyright this idea now Mr. Lawyer because shit could be huge!
I’m sure that Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson are proud that an incident they stood up against is now being used as the backdrop in a video praising an African-American woman’s great ability to cook a Whopper at the only minimum wage job she was able to find.
keep it classy Rodney “The Burger” King!
This is the second comment I’ve seen about your lack of sleep. My mom instincts make me want to send you a blanket and some warm milk through the internet and read you a story before nap time!
I wonder what it means that I had goosebumps the entire time he was singing? Probably that he’s my boyfriend.
Lies! All lies! Babies come from a cabbage patch. We get picked off a vine…that’s where our belly buttons come from.
And then we grow older and for some reason are convinced to shoot a saline solution up into our vagina as if it will do anything but cause infections…..sean hannity…there I made a caption.
p.s. I quit this post.
ummm whoever downvoted…..look at the responses where douches are said to “soak things up” or have anything to do with periods. Clearly, there is some lack of understanding of what a douche is on this site.
or, perhaps you hate the Princess Bride…in that case…you, sir or madame, are inhuman.
you monsters keep using that word “douche” I do not think it means what you think it means.
This is pretty awful, but Luke Wilson was still hot in it so I’m torn. Although, if your main plot point includes a military helicopter used to “scare” a man who then has a heart attack…..you’re kind of asking for it.
I’m resisting the urge to log out, log back in, and upvote this again. Man, I love that movie. Whenever I check my phone and there are no messages, to this day I say “nobody loves you” in my head.
I had a nervous breakdown, had my boyfriend of 5 years leave me, lost my job, and had my dad die of brain cancer at 48 all in the same year and a half span. Do I write like this? No excuses should be made for shit work. Dave Eggers had shit happen to him…he wrote A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius. Edgar Allan Poe had a HORRIBLE life…wrote some of the best American short stories ever.
Also, maybe you should read a few posts down to see his hubris in action. Man is an egotist. He names his own story as his favorite coming of age tale.
I may be slightly freaking out here, but I know so many talented authors who don’t get recognition because America has its head up it’s ass and thinks a dude like this produces quality literature. He spoon feeds emotional masturbation to middle aged women in the most palatable, bland way possible.
Okay, phew, time to take my happy pills and re-read this story to bring the LULZ back.
because you seem like a scholar, I will direct this observation to you. Didn’t it seem that Sayid showed really emotion in his eyes when he saw Desmond. Could the appearance of Desmond break Monster-Locke’s control over people?
I sure hope so. I like my Sayid filled with emotion: rage, sadness, inexplicable love for Shannon. This whole “I feel nothing” dead eyes crap is pissing me off.
Also, if Lost doesn’t give Pen and Des a happy ending, I will burn all my DVDs like Kate burned her dad….real crispy like.
Buzz’s girlfriend? WOOF!
This upsets me because Yale’s English department is pretty sweet and it’s my top choice for my PHD, but I will probably never be accepted, and even if I were, I would not be able to pay for it. Yet, captain “I’m a pretty douche bag” gets to go.
This makes me sick! I just vomited. My vomit is beige but the shadow of my sorrow ladened soul has turned it shadow colored.
Does she think the dick is on the back of a man? Or, is she threatening to punch him in the balls when he turns around?
I feel uncomfortable now.
Also, tru fax: when I was watching this video my dog started whimpering and looked at me as if I were torturing him.
I would let him take me behind the middle school and get me pregnant.
Just finished it today for a class. Aren’t we such educated monsters?
I wish I could take credit for this, but I can’t. Anyway:
What’s in Marcellus’ cave?
The source of all man’s humanity.