This… this, right here… this is just the best.

Surprisingly, these same red flags were raised during the recent airing of Stephen Hawking’s ‘documentary’ based on ALIENS.
I really thought that documentaries were not viable if most of their words consisted of ‘if’, ‘perhaps’, ‘maybe’, ‘suspect’, ‘could’ and, ‘possibly’… since when did falsification become the main element of BOTH science and religion? *eyeroll*

You’re NOT 25 years older and straight?!?! Why, hello there sailor!

I would have watched but by that stage The Hangover had already kicked in after my Dinner With Schmucks and I was Bored To Death.

I tend to disagree because this was awesome, right (I am quite sure it wasn’t?)? #BNPGartMovies

In Canada, the internet like Gabe and Max! (No Canadians allowed).

You don’t get there in 30 minutes or less without making a few enemies.

Let me start by saying that I am afraid of your (commentator’s as a whole) witticisms (because such glory I cannot achieve).

Let me continue by saying that I had a .gif to exemplify that desperation (but tumblr is the worst).

And, finally, let me say this,” I’ve seen the best and the worst of you and I understand with perfect clarity exactly who you are. You’re a hell of a [blog]. You’re the one [Stereogum].”