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Ok I don’t know if this has been brought up before, but I am just going to take a moment to say how much I fucking hate the new upvote/downvote thing. Is it really necessary to tell me that something is “well loved” or a “hot debate”? Or even to say “Like or Dislike”? Who isn’t getting that by the thumbs up/down images? I like being able to see how many downvotes as well as upvotes but this is redundant and obnoxious.

Sorry to go on a rant it just seemed like it wasn’t broken but nope they just HAD to fix it.

 +6Posted on Apr 12th | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Mel Gibson Is Still Mel Gibson (62 comments)

…is also what she said.

No don’t get up. I’ll see myself out…

 +8Posted on Apr 12th | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Mel Gibson Is Still Mel Gibson (62 comments)

Jean-Ralphio would be perfect in a biopic of this guy.

Fuck Spike Lee. I am just going to continue to repress the fact that he directed Do the Right Thing from my mind.

 +3Posted on Mar 29th | re: Looking Great, James Franco! (21 comments)

Thank you, Gabe. For today you reminded me that Kevin Federline exists, and I was saddened momentarily, before I remembered that I don’t care about his existence.

 +4Posted on Jan 31st | re: Can We PLEASE Talk About Gossip Girl's 100th Episode? (50 comments)

I believe the narrator is Tobias, trying to explain to a casting director why he doesn’t know any of the lines for the part he is auditioning for.

 +14Posted on Jan 31st | re: Can We PLEASE Talk About Gossip Girl's 100th Episode? (50 comments)

It seems kind of like if the whole point of Arrested Development was to find out who is narrating.

 +3Posted on Jan 31st | re: Can We PLEASE Talk About Gossip Girl's 100th Episode? (50 comments)

Wait…is that what this has all been for? To find out who the “Gossip Girl” is? I don’t watch the show, but it kind of seems like that wasn’t entirely the focus the whole time?

 +5Posted on Jan 31st | re: Can We PLEASE Talk About Gossip Girl's 100th Episode? (50 comments)

I am so confused by this comment.

 +10Posted on Jan 30th | re: Gojo Hands-Free And Other Ways To Make A Million Dollars (75 comments)

I would pay large sums of money for that.

 +17Posted on Jan 30th | re: Gojo Hands-Free And Other Ways To Make A Million Dollars (75 comments)

ClockArm – A wristband with a suction cup on it that attaches any clock to your arm.

 +12Posted on Jan 30th | re: Gojo Hands-Free And Other Ways To Make A Million Dollars (75 comments)

Now you can look like your favorite call center worker anywhere you go!

 +5Posted on Jan 30th | re: BREAKING: Nicolas Cage Will Stop "Experimenting" With His Hair (54 comments)

The Whisker Man

 +14Posted on Jan 27th | re: STOP What You're Doing, Nicholas Cage Has An Amazing Idea! (38 comments)

Ghost Rider (nailed it)

“Yeah, because acting is basically just doing impressions.” – Robin Williams

 +4Posted on Jan 25th | re: Who Do U Wanna Hang Out W/ At Sundance? (39 comments)

Oh good I was worried you’d choose mad cow.

 +11Posted on Jan 25th | re: Who Do U Wanna Hang Out W/ At Sundance? (39 comments)

If you had the choice between being the top scientist in your field and having mad cow disease, which one would you pick?

 +22Posted on Jan 24th | re: If You Had Answered "His Schlong" You Would Have Been Right (39 comments)

I used to watch a lot of Family Feud on the Game Show Network when I was younger. I think my all time favorite dumb answer would be this one time when the survey was “Name a time when you would light candles” and this woman instantly buzzed in and responded “6:00″

 0Posted on Jan 14th | re: This Week In GIFs (10 comments)

So this is a question that I am sure will not be answered, but what is up with the gif of Aaron Paul with P. Diddy, some other people, and Phil Leotardo? Why is this group of people together? What is this for? A Breaking Bad/Bad Boy Records/Sopranos appreciation party or something?

 +1Posted on Jan 3rd | re: Omar's Comin' Yo! To Jail Yo! (Good One Yo!) (2012 Yo!) (13 comments)

Indeed

 -1Posted on Dec 21st, 2011 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (27 comments)

I liked How to Make It in America. I have never seen a single episode, but it kept Kid Cudi from making music. Exceedingly bland, annoyingly ubiquitous music.

 +25Posted on Dec 15th, 2011 | re: Who Is The UNCOOLEST Person Of The Year? (47 comments)

Whitney Cummings.

 +1Posted on Dec 15th, 2011 | re: BREAKING: Gary Busey Withdraws His Nomination Of Newt Gingrich (11 comments)

Herman Cain is the newest political figure in a long line of political figures that I look at and think WHY THE FUCK IS ANYONE TAKING THIS PERSON SERIOUSLY

 +1Posted on Dec 15th, 2011 | re: The 2012 Golden Globe Nominations (72 comments)

Last year I remember being somewhat annoyed that Community didn’t get nominated. This year I feel that the season has been pretty bad, so I think that oh wait who gives a shit its the Golden Globes.

 +6Posted on Dec 14th, 2011 | re: Can This Kid Just Have Some Doughnuts For Once In His Life? (14 comments)

Maybe he meant: