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 0Posted on May 20th | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (21 comments)

YEAH. I have been wondering this for a long time. People lose their shit over James McAvoy and I’m always like why? What good roles has he done?

 0Posted on May 20th | re: Tan Mom Music Video Via TMZ And The Momentary End Of Progress (10 comments)

Well Gabe said it was a momentary end of progress. Does this video being set to private mean progress is back on track?

 0Posted on May 20th | re: Vin Diesel Exposes Hollywood's Body Image Problem (49 comments)

 0Posted on May 20th | re: Vin Diesel Exposes Hollywood's Body Image Problem (49 comments)

Or as the guy at FilmDrunk put it, maybe naming yourself Vin Diesel is probably also part of the problem….

 0Posted on May 20th | re: Vin Diesel Exposes Hollywood's Body Image Problem (49 comments)

Tangentially related, anyone heard of the Hawkeye Initiative? After reading Vin Diesel’s A+ quote maybe go look that up, since it will be a nice way to balance out your negative/positive vibes scale re: objectification of women in entertainment.

 0Posted on May 20th | re: Here Are Some Morning Links! (12 comments)

I am personally looking forward to the time in our lives when the Kardashians will have gone the same route of Paris Hilton, where I forget she exists until I see a little blurb about her in the links section, and rarely hear about her otherwise.

 0Posted on May 20th | re: Oh, But You Certainly Tried! (16 comments)

Err not floor and top of the molding, more like top of the couch and top of the molding. Important details.

 0Posted on May 20th | re: Oh, But You Certainly Tried! (16 comments)

I think I need more time sleeping in. That way I can be happily unconscious instead of posting “enlightened high school student” crap like that.

ALSO, I found the nails you mentioned for hanging pictures in the how was everyone’s day thread last week, and they worked splendidly. Thanks for the tip.

ALSO ALSO, since you know things about hanging pictures, is a picture hung too low on the wall if it is centered between floor and top of the the molding, but not floor to ceiling (if that makes sense)?

 0Posted on May 20th | re: Oh, But You Certainly Tried! (16 comments)

Real talk. I think the REQUIREMENT to stand and take off your hat during the star spangled banner all the time is a bit arbitrary, particularly if you weren’t born here. I get the sentiment behind it and appreciate that I guess, but is it wrong to think that nationalism is kinda an antiquated and unhelpful mindset to have in an increasingly global community? I like the US and like living here, and I totally support the star spangled banner being sung and standing out of respect in light of tragic or important events this country goes through, but to just throw the star spangled banner out there at every freakin’ sporting event, as well as making students say the pledge of allegiance every day (a by-product of McCarthyism, for crying out loud), and then to act like anyone who isn’t TOTES FEELIN’ IT is an asshole is a bit much.

WOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFF I just used the phrase “increasingly global community” on a Monday morning and it’s only 10am. I should go back to bed, sorry guys.

 0Posted on May 17th | re: Here Are Some Morning Links! (8 comments)

Hey everyone, it’s Friday, so come chat!

http://www.mobfd.biz/chat/

 0Posted on May 17th | re: There Actually Are Nice Things On Here! (22 comments)

Man, the final season of Breaking Bad is going to some interesting places.

 0Posted on May 16th | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (11 comments)

You should have kept your eyes peeled for them.

Maaaaaan any time my work gets catered lunch its cold stale prepacked sandwiches. You are very lucky.

Salmon avocado sushi rolls. Was going to pack a sandwich since it costs about 1/16th of the cost of buying lunch somewhere but a coworker said we will get lunch today, then I get in to work and find out that was one of those bullshit invites that wasn’t actually going to happen, so here I am.

 0Posted on May 16th | re: Patton Oswalt Vs. Amy's Baking Company (17 comments)

After experiencing the unending droves of tourists who flock to Times Square of all places at all times of the year, I legitimately believe tourists enjoy being miserable on some level.

If your friends don’t want to watch it all at once, goad them into it with a chicken dance of your choosing

 0Posted on May 16th | re: Check Out Mr. Cool Dentist (15 comments)

Pictured: Khloe Kardashian’s dentist

 0Posted on May 16th | re: Check Out Mr. Cool Dentist (15 comments)

I like to read his name like Kevin Be Sands. He Be Sands. Sands Be him. They are one, now and forever.

 0Posted on May 16th | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (116 comments)

Ahhhh good call, thanks. I trust your knowledge of hanging pictures.

 0Posted on May 16th | re: Baby Vedder And The Pearl Jammies (8 comments)

Actually I take it back. Needs more German Death Reggae.

 0Posted on May 16th | re: Baby Vedder And The Pearl Jammies (8 comments)

She would definitely be the child of April and Andy on Parks and Rec if they had a kid

 0Posted on May 15th | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (116 comments)

I am all moved in to my new place! I just need to hang pictures, which is not the easiest thing apparently (plaster walls are a cruel mistress). And for the first time in like 2 weeks, I get to just do nothing tonight and relax, which is awesome.

I don’t believe Neil DeGrasse Tyson actually exists. He is a genius AND impossibly cool AND good looking. Nobody is allowed to be that awesome!

 0Posted on May 15th | re: Is This Video Of A James Franco Photo Shoot Hilarious? (44 comments)

Yeah in a comment above I stated that I am sure he does actual photography, but said that more to cover my own ass because I generally try to forget he exists and do not have much interest in fashion related stuff, so I don’t really know, but it’s nice to see that I am not too far off in thinking his work is rather talentless.

 0Posted on May 15th | re: Is This Video Of A James Franco Photo Shoot Hilarious? (44 comments)

Is this also why people keep paying attention to Donald Trump?