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 -4Posted on Mar 8th, 2010 | re: Saturday Night Live: Zach Galifianakis With Vampire Weekend (63 comments)

No, I got it — his song is dumb and he wants a gazillion dollars for it! It just went on way too long — and It was the worst thing ever in comparison to an episode with such genius moments as the bidet skit. the opening monologue and pageant family.

 -10Posted on Mar 8th, 2010 | re: Saturday Night Live: Zach Galifianakis With Vampire Weekend (63 comments)

Will Forte’s song was the Worst Thing Ever — it was really awful.

 +7Posted on Mar 2nd, 2010 | re: Roger Ebert, The Best, Finally Gets His Voice Back (93 comments)

How dare you make me cry at work, Gabe! Only my boss is supposed to make me cry here. I feel wierd and mushy. I’ll be in the bathroom, fixing my mascara and blaming my contacts.

 +9Posted on Dec 16th, 2009 | re: The Videogum Pizza Party (153 comments)

Everyone looks really nice and earnest. I’m going to pretend I didn’t see this post.

 +7Posted on Oct 19th, 2009 | re: Saturday Night Live: What Up With That? (40 comments)

Best part of What’s Up with That was how Jason Sudeikis suddenly appeared after a cutaway, in all of his glory.

 +2Posted on Oct 16th, 2009 | re: Uh Oh, We Missed Global Hand Washing Day (21 comments)

At last! I’ve found this year’s halloween costume.

 +1Posted on Oct 16th, 2009 | re: Glenn Beck Cries Because We Don't Live In A Coke Commercial Anymore (67 comments)

We used to be united on some basic things! The truth is, no politician can take you there. COMMERCIALS can take you there. For coke! And kodak!

 +8Posted on Oct 7th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 9 (250 comments)

This time, it’s personal…because sharks have feelings and can follow you around the world.

 -4Posted on Oct 7th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 9 (250 comments)

Life is like a box of chocolates…retarded.

 +14Posted on Oct 6th, 2009 | re: That's Your Sitcom: Sherri (31 comments)

when I was a young paralegal I had to sit in a cube with a crazy old secretary that had spiked hair, plenty O’ tude and a printed out paper that said “CHOCOLATE! WHY GOD CREATED WOMEN”. At the time she filled me with terror, now she’s my hero.