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You guys, I think he’s lip syncing.

 +1Posted on Dec 20th, 2011 | re: The Gummy Awards: Your Favorite Movies Of 2011 (80 comments)

I thought the ending of Another Earth was amazing, perfect, jarring and sad. I won’t spoil it here at all, but I will say I thought about it non-stop for a full four days afterward. So good. And I’ll see Take Shelter ASAP, I’m just praying that there’s no slow kissing of children.

 +1Posted on Dec 20th, 2011 | re: The Best Viral Videos Of 2011: A Retrospective (44 comments)

I’m not one to go on and on about time getting away, but can you believe Merengue Dog was 2010? I hope they have a resurgence.

 +3Posted on Dec 19th, 2011 | re: The Gummy Awards: Your Favorite Movies Of 2011 (80 comments)

I haven’t logged in for months (got a job/married/etc) but I felt that I had to in order to do two things: A. The Tree of Life was frustrating and made me uncomfortable with the too sensual kissing of the children B. Another Earth was amazing and I’m sorry that I didn’t know voting was going on or else I would have voted for it an illegal amount of times.

Oh, one last thing: What ever happened with Take Shelter? I wanted to see it and then it just never came to my town? Did anyone see it? Was it wonderful?

 0Posted on Sep 9th, 2011 | re: StoryCorps Commemorates 9/11 Anniversary (27 comments)

Made it 21 seconds into the first one. I’m going to have to come back to these because they seem really important, but my MIL won’t appreciate me crying at the table while she tries to enjoy Ellen reruns.

 +9Posted on Sep 9th, 2011 | re: Videogum Everywhere Mission: Call Jonah Hill, If You Need To (53 comments)

Do you have Frieda Pinto’s number?

 +10Posted on Sep 9th, 2011 | re: The Classic Tablecloth Trick Done Perfectly (43 comments)

It has to be scripted because of how many times I replayed it from the impact moment and laughed until I was crying. I wouldn’t laugh like that if he got hurt, right? …Right?

Then she said, “What Angelina did was uncool”. I mean, the nerve.

 +1Posted on Aug 19th, 2011 | re: The "West Memphis Three" Released From Jail (23 comments)

Yuck, sorry for the double ‘another one’. That’s annoying.

 +5Posted on Aug 19th, 2011 | re: The "West Memphis Three" Released From Jail (23 comments)

Another one worth seeing is Dear Zachary, but be warned, I’ve never met anyone who watched this doc and didn’t cry. Another one worth watching (but also tearjerking) is Young @ Heart, which is about old people and I think we all know what old people do.

 +1Posted on Aug 18th, 2011 | re: "Gwyneth Paltrow Saved A Life On Sept. 11" (45 comments)

Not that I don’t believe just every single word of this story from People.com, what I’m skeptical about is that GP herself seems like the kind of person that would have also been doing the jaywalking. Maybe there’s something there: Gwyneth saved herself from running over herself on 9-11. Rudy Giuliani is preparing a response.

 +10Posted on Aug 16th, 2011 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: 40,000 Watts Of MegaBASS (61 comments)

She looks pretty smug for a girl who just let that car fart on her head.

 +20Posted on Aug 15th, 2011 | re: BREAKING: New Trampoline Accident! (27 comments)

I love that the first reaction is to start crying, but then due to the immense power of the potentially humiliating video, he pulls it together and laughs it off. Plus, by laughing, he probably realized that it didn’t hurt that bad anyways. Added bonus, worried dog.

 +7Posted on Aug 9th, 2011 | re: Don't Live In An Apartment Like This (85 comments)

Many times in the first two minutes he says “if you will” and i just want to shout: NOPE I will not. Advice: Move to Astoria, make some friends, have those friends over and revel in your extra 400 square feet. Plus, its only thirty minutes to times square, which is your favorite place in the city…clearly.

 +8Posted on Aug 3rd, 2011 | re: Gwyneth Paltrow Continues To Shit Gold From Her Mouth (74 comments)

As Gwyneth herself would probably remind you: its Academy Award Winning Terrible Person, Gwyneth Paltrow.

 +1Posted on Jul 29th, 2011 | re: Fox News Anchor Disproves Global Warming, Leaves Bill Nye Stunned (84 comments)

This was supposed to be a reply to a comment up above by Backwaxer, even though he’s being responded to pretty handily already.

 +2Posted on Jul 29th, 2011 | re: Fox News Anchor Disproves Global Warming, Leaves Bill Nye Stunned (84 comments)

I love your point that its a matter of understanding, rather than one of belief. I’ll be using that the next time someone tries to Fox news me.

 +2Posted on Jul 27th, 2011 | re: This Glowsticks In Blenders Video Is I Guess An Ad For Yogurt? (25 comments)

New York’s hottest club is Club Smoooooossssh. Started by legendary club promoter Goopie Lee, this blackout factory has everything: blenders, club music, standing around and poisonous glow in the dark drinks. And look! Over there in the corner, is that a demon? No! Its Jamie Lee Curtis taking mainlining Activia.

http://youtu.be/4MbPB-KJ6JE

I just had to share this because its been to long since we visited the Voca People.

one minute and nine seconds…The singing is very terrible, but the real reason that i turned it off was that I can not stand the way the guys are looking around. its so stupid! Does anyone remember “The Humen Voice?” same kind of horrible thing.

 +2Posted on Jul 25th, 2011 | re: Man Getting Stuck In Storm Drain Story Is Confusing (48 comments)

Question is: did he get the phone back or was it lost forever? Also, it must be a slap in the road rash to be forced back to the site of your mugging and manhole-ing just to defend yourself to your community.

 0Posted on Jul 21st, 2011 | re: The Guy Code (95 comments)

So many people from my small hometown in MIssouri had that couch! Maybe your G-Ma is someone I knew back in high school.

 +18Posted on Jul 21st, 2011 | re: India Reminds Us That Pizza Hut Is The World's Nicest Restaurant (44 comments)

I’m so excited, but I’m also scared?

 +9Posted on Jul 21st, 2011 | re: India Reminds Us That Pizza Hut Is The World's Nicest Restaurant (44 comments)

Yum with the AC Slater dimples on the guy in front. I already know that this is the place of my marriage, but I did not realize that my husband was the featured dancer.

 +3Posted on Jun 18th, 2011 | re: Chris Brown (Featuring Justin Bieber) "Next 2 U" Open Thread (32 comments)

Chris Brown is a fantastic dancer. In terms of skill level and ease of movement, he’s utterly amazing to watch. However, I hate him and I’m not going to forgive/forget the punching women in the face thing so I just wish he would go away forever. And I hope he takes Justin with him.