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Paternity tests confirm: Walken is Scarlett Johansson’s father
This thread is my valentine. <3
Somebody likes to get high.
What martinmegs said. A stellar example of the entire community pulling together to form greatness.
I laughed rather loudly when I read this
You had to get all rapier-than-thou
I know I am supposed to use this space to write something 1) funny, 2) snarky, or 3) about Wahlberg, but all I want to say is, Gabe YOU are hilarious and the world (not to mention the web) would be a darker place without you and your writing helps me get through, well, the goddamn day. You HAVE got a big back, Gabe, and I hope you keep carrying me on it til I die. No crusho.
One thousand more upvotes for this please
Or a French pronoun.
Eat Pray Love
Thank you very, very much for that image, aniktwo. Truly you are a public servant.
Another very strong jazz joke. I like these jazz jokes. Gabe, can we have more setups for great jazz jokes please? This is making very nice feelings for me.
FLW deserves way more upvotes for this
Thank you for making my tiny studio apartment feel palatial. I can’t close the bathroom door while I’m sitting on the toilet, but if I close it before I sit down, I have tons of room for all my knees. I am so normal, reasonable and middle-class! Who knew?
Could not make it past 4:10. They used their 8 favorite verbs too many times. And each use was transitive, so they got even less out of those uses than if they had overused verbs with subjects. Act what? Empower what? Use ‘em that many times, you use ‘em up, they’re gone. I don’t care one way or the other about your forts, they’re cute, whatevs (though I am glad to see how many commenters here are as concerned as I about their collective coccyxes [looked it up]). Your forts have no inherent meaning and now neither does your language. Nothing but the void.
I for one feel refreshed and delighted that we are 56 comments in from that video and no one has said a word about her boobs. Go team!
I am sad about all the porny comments.
It tested my strength of character to watch the sunrise and only the sunrise for one full minute during a music video. I am pretty sure I failed the test.
The best things are their hands, full of mysterious half-expressed impulses. Also when the girl on the right winks near the end I kind of wanted to die and also protect her. It is not going to go how you think, Lexy/Stephany! Dudes will get all porny and not like your for your inner snowflake. Your hair will not always be that thick and lustrous. Gabe is right that you will win, but you may first pay a heavy price for the loss of your innocence. And your hair.
Dear Gabe, I am terrified that you will hate me for comparing you, but here goes:
Throughout the book, Gilbert has a sense of humor about herself and constantly contextualizes her choices. She regularly acknowledges how outrageously lucky she is, how her problems are nothing compared to the daily struggles of most citizens of India, etc, etc. She is rigorous on this front throughout the book. Obviously the movie doesn’t touch this. Plus, every single actor cries. And by halftime she’s crying in every scene. It’s just weird.
Similarly, I love your comedy 100 times more than most because you never go for the easy generalization. You regularly acknowledge the complexity of the things you’re commenting on, like in your footnote to this WMOAT. I love V’gum because you let it rip but you’re not lazy. You’re thorough, you’re compassionate, and you’re specific. It’s a lot of work, but it makes you funnier. And better.
What I’m saying is, Gilbert is the Goopster Gabe. I’m sorry. But I had to. Please don’t hate me. I like you. I’ll go now.
Upvoting was not enough. It totally looks like Alec B.
Thank you for the pear halves, facetaco.
The kid’s face after the hose-vomit around 3:13 = THE BEST
I have never seen this show but this sounds so much worse than Gwyneth Paltrow. She is just an adult living her life. This kind of thing seems like an evil plan to make everything more terrible. Teenagers do not need more shit making them feel more numb, jaded and desperate for attention. Skinz, go to bed.
Inglosfurious Badersds. Made me laugh.
Can somebody please provide remedial Monster support? I cannot identify Igor Donut Sofa. I can surf the shame spiral or I can ask for HELP!