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 0Posted on Jul 8th, 2010 | re: The Videogum "Louis C.K. Promise": Fresh Air With Terry Gross (12 comments)

I heard a Warren G instrumental being played between NPR segments last week!

 0Posted on Jun 13th, 2010 | re: NSFW: Jim Carrey's Gay Sex Scenes (52 comments)

I saw this movie a few weeks ago. It’s actually really surprisingly good. Unless you totally can’t handle the concept of gayness.

 +2Posted on May 13th, 2010 | re: Glee S01E18: RuKurt’s Drag Race (47 comments)

me too. kurt’s straight guy persona had me peeing my pants.
the line about him having sexual relations with Britney was awesome

 +20Posted on Apr 27th, 2010 | re: Gossip Girl S03E19: The Relationship That Must Not Be Named (30 comments)

There’s a show?

 0Posted on Apr 14th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Chasing Amy (291 comments)

Whiteout was bad but not WMOAT bad. It didn’t aim high enough.

 +5Posted on Apr 13th, 2010 | re: Being Gay White Is Hard: The Kids Are All Right (102 comments)

I’m glad they wrote “USA” on the sweater in comic Sans serif, just in case you didn’t get it based on the flag, statue of liberty, and …map of the USA.

If something is officially called a “dickie”, why would you refer to it as anything else?

 +1Posted on Mar 23rd, 2010 | re: Stay Safe Out There, You Guys! (68 comments)

Thank you for pointing that out.

 +6Posted on Feb 18th, 2010 | re: Gwyneth Paltrow's Work Out Is Hilarious (53 comments)

She has this memorized?!

 +1Posted on Dec 17th, 2009 | re: Kids Are Drunk And Heart-Breaking Thieves The Darndest Things (49 comments)

He obviously is not getting enough presents at home. He’s taking the initiative, give the kid some credit!

 0Posted on Dec 8th, 2009 | re: Andy Keaton Of Family Ties Arrested! (24 comments)

you just broke my brain

 -3Posted on Nov 13th, 2009 | re: Stephen Colbert Finally Takes On Big Miracle Whip (81 comments)

Okay, you’re giving them waaay to much credit.
MW is owned by Kraft, owned by Phillip Morris, the cigarette company. They are the second biggest food company in the US. This is business, not food, not self-referential irony. They think this will make them more money, hence the totally failed attempt at jokey hipness and knowingness.

 0Posted on Oct 27th, 2009 | re: The Creepy "Pretty Woman" Guy Is The Roman Polanski Of YouTube? (38 comments)

Ok, so his crime was in 1986? And he can’t have a ~computer~ in 2009?
That makes sense. Did they even have computers in 1986?

full disclosure: my bro actually spent a full year in jail for sleeping with 17 year old :(

 +2Posted on Oct 23rd, 2009 | re: Leonardo DiCaprio Loves Karate Kicks And New Clothes (30 comments)

18. cat around, Slang.
a. to spend one’s time aimlessly or idly.
b. to seek sexual activity indiscriminately; tomcat.

 +4Posted on Oct 19th, 2009 | re: Simon Cowell To End Lazy Gay Jokes In Honor Of Gay Woman (25 comments)

What?

 +3Posted on Oct 19th, 2009 | re: The Barack Obama Chia Pet Seems Like A Reasonable Thing To Exist (33 comments)

I’m glad it says “Barack Obama” in large letters on the base (neck?) because it actually bears a striking resemblance to Gerald Ford.

 0Posted on Oct 19th, 2009 | re: The Bubble Boy Is Trapped Inside Of A Giant HOAX! (22 comments)

Don’t you mean take credit ?

 +1Posted on Oct 16th, 2009 | re: Glenn Beck Cries Because We Don't Live In A Coke Commercial Anymore (67 comments)

He is a terrible terrible actor

 +3Posted on Oct 5th, 2009 | re: Saturday Night Live: Madonna Barfs The Torch To Lady Gaga (70 comments)

um, raised entirely in manhattan, I meant

 0Posted on Oct 5th, 2009 | re: Saturday Night Live: Madonna Barfs The Torch To Lady Gaga (70 comments)

so are rats and cockroaches

 +1Posted on Oct 1st, 2009 | re: Speaking Of Michael Cera, Is Jesse Eisenberg Better Than Him? (68 comments)

I agree. I just saw Adventureland a few days ago for the first time, and I was not impressed. A few good jokes.

 0Posted on Sep 29th, 2009 | re: A Girl In Romania Hates Kirk Cameron Enough For All Of Us (86 comments)

Maybe you were baffled because he did not win either election, he stole them.

 0Posted on Sep 26th, 2009 | re: Whoops, THIS Is Your Mayor: East Cleveland Mayor Eric Brewer (37 comments)

the “reporter” says “uh, uh” about a hundred times in the last minute.

 0Posted on Sep 22nd, 2009 | re: Ricky Gervais Vs. President Barack Obama (42 comments)

it never works for me either :(

 -8Posted on Jul 22nd, 2009 | re: NYC Prep: 17 Going On 17 (32 comments)

How do you people watch this show?
You actually have Bravo?
I’ve seen the first two and me likey, but stupid hulu has had the same episode for weeks.