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you get it! meta up the wazoo, or whatever.
Ouch! So I found 11-year-old Aaron Carter attractive when I was ten, big deal! So I had a poster of him at 11 years of age lying suggestively on a bed, whatever!
Who called it ‘The Army?’ The dinosaurs?
“going to go back to college”?!!!!?????!!
OMG GABE, YOU WENT TO COLLEGE?
Children of Men?!
Your treasure = my trash, I guess.
2nd in his class, Anatomy 206: Anatomy of the Perv.
This was a joke! I don’t actually sell them, you guys! They’re still in shipping, but once they arrive at my Twilight merchandise store, I will send out a mass e-mail! Sheesh.
Oh, I sell these! They only come in women’s. Do you think there’d be any interest in a youth size?
Gabe, you wear extreme deodorant, right?
Clark and Michael was more than just okay!
so… you’re not gay then?
“We have to make your hair longer; men like something to grab onto.”
yeah, needless to say but GABE, THIS IS YOUR DINNER.
“Clubbin’ like it’s 1999!”??? The last thing this guy needs is to surround his face with links to all of his social media networks.
Onion t-shirt guy got wet, too. Around his armpits and his neck.
on stilts! with SEMINARS!
yeah, it actually creeps me out. i couldn’t watch either of the two videos in their entirety because she was so strange. i mean, yeah, it’s great that she’s happy but NO ONE SHOULD BE THIS HAPPY about something like that. i feel like something’s wrong here. medically, i mean. – Professor Medicine
“so where are you gonna work tomorrow?”
anxiously anticipating Confide’s cover.
also, if jules’ comment rating doesn’t go up to infinity in the next 24 hours, there will be hell to pay. if everyone could just eat a clown for breakfast and click on the link.
Ruthie Pig-faced Draper!
he takes “great pride in [his] ability to express self control,” you guys! usually he’s all ‘oh man, i really want to fucking punch my girlfriend, but Chris, exercise self control!’ but he slipped up. he’s usually better able to self control his fists.
?Oh, there you are, Albus,? Slughorn said. ?You?ve been a very long time. Upset stomach?? ?No, I was merely reading the Muggle magazines,? said Dumbledore. ?I do love knitting patterns.?