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When I have kids I’ll taking them there all the time. I’m not particularly religious, I just like fucking with people.
Today was awful. I went to a job interview where the two female interviewers just kept staring at my junk. I kept talking to them in an intelligent way but their eyes just kept glossing over. When I went to leave I heard one of them whisper to the other, then they both tried to muffle their laughter. I know they didn’t take me seriously, but to be honest I don’t even know if I want the job anymore. Then to make it worse some drunk woman made a disgusting remark at me on the train on the way home. I went to stand by a group of women to feel safer but they too were only interested in looking at my pants.
Kelly can help me do the public marriage proposal.
I’ve half-watched Girls for it’s entire run because my girlfriend loves it, but I feel like the show it’s not made for me so I’m not qualified to comment. It’s kind of like when my boss and my black work friends discuss Madea. I guess what I’m saying is Lena Dunham is the white, rich girl version of Tyler Perry. Yup, that’s it.
Gotta say, though I’m loving classic rock day at Videogum, this would make an excellent Xiu Xiu video.
Favorite blooper reels:
Arrested Development Season 2
In Living Color
Community season 1
…and so castles made of sand fall into Mount Doom eventually.
I’m pretty sure I could never have the skills to produce a show like Two and A Half Men, but it doesn’t mean I’m impressed by it.
You do not want to know what footage they used for pie day.
“Alright Sgt. Timothy Easterling, so you’re gonna go out there, dance your dance, say “Goodnight, I’ve had a very lovely evening”, go home. And that’s all you’re gonna do.”
Scoobie Doobie DOOOoooooo
NO NO NO! James Bond should be a slightly overweight, underemployed guy his his late 20s without a 401K. Everyone knows that.
My childhood consisted of watching Jay Leno make terrible Tickle Me Elmo jokes, so if anything this is like going home.
Not sure why this is getting downvoted but my guess is health inspectors,
Fun fact: Having Kid Rock in a food establishment is a health code violation in 24 states.
According to that same Wikipedia article his wife later dropped the battery charges after he publicly apologized to her. Also, he received a blow job while on the same room as Kid Rock, which is not a crime but should be.
“Guess who they ranked 69? Seriously, guys, guess. Go ahead take a minute, I’ll wait…”- Gene Simmons
I think it’s an homage, like when The Clash used the riff from The Strokes’ Juicebox on Brand New Cadillac.
Most of Krispy Kreme’s earnings must have been made in prior years. Either that or Oprah has 401 houses.
RT @earlboykins You know the best part of that movie? Muggsy Bogues
I don’t know but I know who should play La Sexorcisto.
Strasser posted Die Wacht am Rhein on Laszlo’s Wall 10 minutes ago.
Laszlo posted La Marseillaise on Strasser’s wall 9 minutes ago.
If he sends you a friend invite and you don’t accept it, you’ll regret it. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life.