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 0Posted on Aug 27th, 2009 | re: How To Get A Marky Mark Body (74 comments)

Rob Riggle is looking pretty good since he left the Daily Show.

 0Posted on Jun 2nd, 2009 | re: I'm A Sucker For Whatever Kind Of Movie Shrink Is (19 comments)

ROBERT LOGGIA!?!

 +8Posted on May 7th, 2009 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Dutch Piano Player (31 comments)

So Akon is Dutch.

 +2Posted on Mar 6th, 2009 | re: The Wrestler 2: Full Throttle (8 comments)

I don’t know who these Barbarian guys are, but you put Nitro in a helicopter and there are no losers. Nitro.

 +3Posted on Feb 23rd, 2009 | re: Pulling John: Like The Wrestler But Real, And About Arm-Wrestling (7 comments)

This remastered version of Over the Top looks fantastic!

 0Posted on Feb 3rd, 2009 | re: Gossip Girl: Short Eyes Wide Shut (25 comments)

Not to defend the verisimilitude of Gossip Girl but me and a group of friends totally saw Rushmore with our high school English teacher. It was kind of awkward but I wouldn’t say it was inappropriate. I mean sure, there were rumors he was gay. And the four of us were all dudes…

Hey guys, what’s the statute of limitations on statutory rape?

I’m in a glass cage of emotion!

 +2Posted on Dec 13th, 2008 | re: Friday Fight: Golden Globes (15 comments)

As Blog as my witness, one day I’m going to make a miniseries called “A Table And A Chair.”

 +3Posted on Dec 4th, 2008 | re: How About A SPOILER ALERT On These New Gossip Girl Posters (7 comments)

Am I going to have to be the one to point out that a streaky white font is not the best choice to spray, I mean splay across peoples faces?

 0Posted on Dec 4th, 2008 | re: Surfing For Seniors Thinks Your Grandma Is Dummmb (12 comments)

This would go completely over my mom’s head. I’m not sure, but I get the impression she thinks the internet is only open during business hours.

 -1Posted on Dec 1st, 2008 | re: Kristin Chenoweth Just Lost Half Her Fans (7 comments)

She’s four feet tall with the voice of a prepubescent squirrel. How could you not?

 0Posted on Nov 22nd, 2008 | re: No, Wait, THIS Is Your Music Video: B-4-4 "Get Down" (30 comments)

Nice try. You almost got me. But then I remembered this:

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=3858849

This “music video” is obviously an insanely elaborate skit.

 0Posted on Nov 21st, 2008 | re: Nerd Recognize Nerd (9 comments)

Why does Hobo Claus hate Jews so much? Did the Weinsteins ruin a development deal he had in the works? I bet Ari Gold is somehow involved.

 +1Posted on Nov 12th, 2008 | re: Goodbye, Fringe (11 comments)

This show might be garbage, but you have to admit that little Petey Piranha eating that guy’s heart was pretty adorable.

 +2Posted on Nov 12th, 2008 | re: Gossip Girl: Dan And Jenny Humphrey Are Two Garbage Peas In A Vomit Pod (15 comments)

Never go in against a Sicilian when the affections of a criminally negligent mother are on the line!

 0Posted on Oct 2nd, 2008 | re: Still With The Rick-Rolling (4 comments)

I knew what was coming, but I clicked anyway.