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 -1Posted on Feb 11th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Serendipity (129 comments)

Brick is completely horrible. Even JGL could not save it.

 +3Posted on Jan 15th, 2010 | re: Jimmy Kimmel Is An American Hero (53 comments)

Based on this gem, they should put Kimmel on in the 10 PM slot. Suck it, Jay Leno, you unfunny douche.

 0Posted on Jan 15th, 2010 | re: Netflix FAIL (64 comments)

Big Fan is in my queue as well. It says “Very long wait’ next to it.

 0Posted on Jan 15th, 2010 | re: Netflix FAIL (64 comments)

Big Fan is in my queue as well. It says “Very long wait’ next to it.

 0Posted on Jan 1st, 2010 | re: The Worst People Of 2009 (118 comments)

You’ll never ever know how much I wish I had written this list.

 +3Posted on Dec 17th, 2009 | re: Videogum's Teen Korner: Kristen Stewart IS A Vampire In The Runaways (53 comments)

“It’s about a group of grandmas who used to not be grandmas…long before they had kids or got depressed or died or something.” GABE YOU ARE KILLING ME!!!

 -2Posted on Dec 10th, 2009 | re: Top Chef S06E14: Season Finale (27 comments)

BEST. TOP. CHEF. RECAP. EVER

 0Posted on Nov 8th, 2009 | re: Every Marilyn Manson Hurts (39 comments)

Oh, how I do miss the 26 year old, Pre-Antichrist Superstar Manson screaming out the lyrics to “Cake & Sodomy” while simultaneously shoving a microphone up his ass. Good times!

 -1Posted on Nov 6th, 2009 | re: If You Are Going To Have A Michael Jackson Seance, Keep It To Yourself (29 comments)

Oh Gabe! I so LIVE for your snark! :)

 0Posted on Nov 6th, 2009 | re: Bangs Addresses The Haters (30 comments)

“FEEL GOOD” STORY OF THE YEAR!!

 0Posted on Oct 9th, 2009 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: The Informant! (37 comments)

I was really high when I saw this movie a few weeks ago. I thought it was awesome.

 +1Posted on Oct 8th, 2009 | re: You Can Make It Up: Roman Polanski Builds A Time Machine (103 comments)

That was awesome.

I will be so sad when this season ends and I can’t read Gabe’s insanely hilarious Top Chef recaps until another season starts. Anticipating much sadness.

 0Posted on Sep 29th, 2009 | re: A Girl In Romania Hates Kirk Cameron Enough For All Of Us (86 comments)

This lady is super hot and I would believe anything she said even if it wasn’t something as logical as Kirk Cameron being a total clown ass douche bag .

 -3Posted on Sep 29th, 2009 | re: Mad Men: Don Draper Wuz Robbed! (Literally!) (59 comments)

Man, I NEVER thought I’d say this but…I miss Blagg.

 0Posted on Sep 29th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Gran Torino (206 comments)

Yeah, I was going to say he’s 80 years old, so how is he playing a “57 year old”? Because, man, 57 year olds don’t look nearly that haggard.

 0Posted on Sep 29th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Gran Torino (206 comments)

That Cake Looks Really Tasty!

 0Posted on Sep 16th, 2009 | re: The Jay Leno Show Got Worse (48 comments)

Based on the video of Cameron and Tom, I would REALLY like Tom if only I didn’t know he was a robot.

 0Posted on Sep 16th, 2009 | re: Did The MTV Video Music Awards Hand Out Stupid Pills? (43 comments)

Wow, from the split second I caught of this performance as I was fast forwarding through it, having DVR’d the VMA montrosity, she really looked like she belonged up there. She and Alisha Keyes could be sisters!

 0Posted on Sep 15th, 2009 | re: Mad Men: Worth The Waiting Room (46 comments)

@ Moonsinleo; yes, It was hash and eggs, not a “skillet full of ground beef…”

 0Posted on Sep 14th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Rachel Getting Married (162 comments)

Yeah, I suffered through this on a Netflix rental a couple of weeks back. And yes, suffer is the operative word. Thanks for making me laugh at my own suffering.

 -7Posted on Sep 8th, 2009 | re: Classic News Blooper (As If There Is Any Other Kind) (28 comments)

Uh…yeah, no.

 +2Posted on Aug 31st, 2009 | re: Mad Men: Mad Minstrels (30 comments)

Re: “Joan’s accordion scene could only have been weirder and sadder if she were singing Nirvana’s “Rape Me” in French.” BRILLIANT!

 0Posted on Aug 28th, 2009 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Julie & Julia Vs. G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra (59 comments)

Julie & Julia was awesome! It also made me very hungry!

 0Posted on Aug 26th, 2009 | re: First Look At Robin Williams In His Susan Boyle Costume (30 comments)

How can this possibly be true?