* Places down carton in disgust.
“Will you come off it, Water? You’re not even Juice, man
When will people learn to listen to their neighbourhood watch. They are always advising you ‘should lock homes’. I’ll get my coat.
Damn you Ireland and your metric system!
In 28 pm’s,6 nm’s,42 µm’s and 1.2 mm’s -This is where your hair will end.
Being white, waxy and hard is hard.
Season 2 of The Walking Dead – ROCKS!
‘Somebodies wardrobe needs an auditing!’ – Guy commenting on a blog whilst wearing flip-flops, spongebob boxer shorts and a green visor hat that even his Mom thinks he should throw away at this stage, but he’s so not going to.
Chronic back pain is the reason he must keep his hands so low.
Here you go..
The Big Bracowski – I am messing with your special lady
-Does murder happen?
-I rest my case your Honour.
*Evi tumbles head first through glass window and bleeding profusely begins to throw her own feces at passersby whilst screaming ‘Doji!” Randy silently pulls a handstand in the corner as his bow-tie spins rapidly.
Since I’m a ginger I will obviously be dressing as Tintin, but I shall have two bloodied and strapped ears.
Orangebank executives officially announce the floating of their stock.Tomatobank shares rise by proxy.