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Relax, TechnoCoolVeteranBlogpostCommenter. You don’t have clout, dog.
Boom, SNL, ya nailed it! Ass Dan? Are you shitting me with a straight face? What is wrong with you. That is hilarious.
I ran out of Ed Hardy vodka and was momentarily worried about the bumpin’ rager at my giant mansion but then I remembered that I am an obscenely wealthy movie actor and I can literally buy whatever I want whenever I want. Then I had sex with three models at once, MLIE
I’ll disregard the truth for a pun any. Goddamn. Day. Of the week.
Entourage: The Movie
FUCKING SHIT PISS COCK FUCK GODDAMNIT FUCKING HELL
Not even the most dedicated female comedy nerd would want to Bonah Jonah Hill.
And mutters under its breath “douchebag”.
Steven Seagal got the mask! He got it all by himself and knew even what it was! It looks like Jason, hahaha.
Which makes “Leaving the House and Interacting with Real People in Real Life” the new… telegrams? I don’t think I’m doing this right.
“You sunk my Hawaiian naval outpost!”
Look at these big fat dummies.
*give him a real nasty look