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 +2Posted on Dec 14th, 2009 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (184 comments)

Relax, TechnoCoolVeteranBlogpostCommenter. You don’t have clout, dog.

 +15Posted on Dec 7th, 2009 | re: Saturday Night Live: Shy Ronnie, My Ninjas! (78 comments)

Boom, SNL, ya nailed it! Ass Dan? Are you shitting me with a straight face? What is wrong with you. That is hilarious.

 +6Posted on Dec 4th, 2009 | re: Mark Wahlberg Buries The Lede (33 comments)

I ran out of Ed Hardy vodka and was momentarily worried about the bumpin’ rager at my giant mansion but then I remembered that I am an obscenely wealthy movie actor and I can literally buy whatever I want whenever I want. Then I had sex with three models at once, MLIE

I’ll disregard the truth for a pun any. Goddamn. Day. Of the week.

 +1Posted on Dec 4th, 2009 | re: Mark Wahlberg Buries The Lede (33 comments)

Alternate tagline:

Entourage: The Movie
FUCKING SHIT PISS COCK FUCK GODDAMNIT FUCKING HELL
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Not even the most dedicated female comedy nerd would want to Bonah Jonah Hill.

 0Posted on Dec 3rd, 2009 | re: Steven Seagal Knows All Of The Police Words! (60 comments)

hott

And mutters under its breath “douchebag”.

 +19Posted on Dec 3rd, 2009 | re: Steven Seagal Knows All Of The Police Words! (60 comments)

Steven Seagal got the mask! He got it all by himself and knew even what it was! It looks like Jason, hahaha.

 +6Posted on Dec 3rd, 2009 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Friendster Is Not Coming Back (53 comments)

Which makes “Leaving the House and Interacting with Real People in Real Life” the new… telegrams? I don’t think I’m doing this right.

 +13Posted on Dec 3rd, 2009 | re: Look Out, Monopoly: The Movie, Battleship: The Movie Is The New Crazy! (57 comments)

“You sunk my Hawaiian naval outpost!”

 +8Posted on Dec 3rd, 2009 | re: This Is Your Videogame: Sumotori (46 comments)

Look at these big fat dummies.

 +3Posted on Nov 26th, 2009 | re: Thank(sgiving) You, Monsters (115 comments)

*give him a real nasty look