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 0Posted on May 14th | re: Angelina Jolie's Double Mastectomy (37 comments)

What the fuck do you care what she does with her own body? Seriously, fuck you. How in the hell does this even affect you?

I give up on the internet today, people are terrible.

 0Posted on May 14th | re: Angelina Jolie's Double Mastectomy (37 comments)

She didn’t say that women who “especially” have a family history should get the test. The quote above is very clearly NOT saying that:

“I want to encourage every woman, especially if you have a family history of breast or ovarian cancer, to seek out the information and medical experts who can help you through this aspect of your life, and to make your own informed choices.”

All she is saying is take care of your health, take control of your health, and then make informed decisions. Nowhere does it recommend women with a family history should definitely get the test.

but I guess it wouldn’t be the internet if people didn’t find something to criticize or misread.

 0Posted on Apr 8th | re: Mad Men Season 6 Premiere Open Thread (74 comments)

A measure of how dark this episode was is that everything else that happened made the Francis house seem like a relatively happy/normal place (even with Betty’s deranged attempt at “pillow talk”).

 0Posted on Apr 8th | re: Mad Men Season 6 Premiere Open Thread (74 comments)

Many of your questions can be answered by knowing that Betty is the worst.

although, I think Betty vs. the dirty hippies may have been Betty at her most likable since she shot up the birds.

I love Henry’s mom (Pauline?).

 0Posted on Mar 27th | re: Jon Hamm Would Like You To Stop Talking About His Penis, Please (96 comments)

He’s allowed to, but it is very hard (TWSS) to be a rich, successful, handsome, talented, gorgeous celebrity (I love you Jon!) and not come off like a uhm, you know. Because you are essentially complaining about that too many people know your penis is really big.

If this is the worst consequences of achieving success beyond your wildest dreams (and success that is due in no small part to HOW YOU LOOK , you might just want to STFU about it.

 0Posted on Mar 21st | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (18 comments)

I thought the Harry Styles gif was Alyssa Milano. True story!

 +1Posted on Feb 28th | re: Short And Sweet: A Trampoline Accident Story (15 comments)

Hmm. Young attractive girl, camera lingers a bit on her thigh-ish area. I think reading the YT comments on this one would require a Silkwood shower.

 +2Posted on Feb 27th | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (15 comments)

Kelly did you see the Too Cute with the mini-pigs, hedgehogs and lop-eared bunnies? Oh my lord.

 +3Posted on Feb 27th | re: Nightmare Incident Report: TOO MANY BATS (32 comments)

I was in Melbourne in the Royal Botanical gardens, having a nice amble around the place, when I found myself pretty deep in some woods and I looked up and….oh my god. They were EVERYWHERE. I was paralyzed with fear, bats in my hair is THE nightmare and yes, they were 50 feet above me but STILL. Terror.

I read later that their guano (poop) s basically destroying the trees.

Damn, now, we need more comments. I only watch this silly show so I can enjoy this letter every week. Can we mention the poor torture victim in the basement? Someone finally comes to ‘save’ her – she thinks – but instead leaves her TIED UP in the basement. And then goes and gets himself captured. #worstrescueever

 +6Posted on Feb 19th | re: Downton Abbey Season Finale Open Thread (42 comments)

I watched this season twice and I STILL don’t understand what information got Bates out of jail. Somethin about what time his wife made pastry? What??

 +26Posted on Feb 6th | re: ATTN: Jared Leto Needs Your Help! (19 comments)

“Musicvideocasting2013@gmail.com” sounds like an email address they would use in an SUV episode about a teenage girl who was found raped and murdered after going on an audition she found out about online: “The victim responded to an ad placed by a ‘musicvideocasting2013@gmail.com’.”

I think the theme to this show is “Kevin Bacon has bills to pay”.

This is a deeply silly show.

“She’s one of them!”

“no duh” – Every viewer.

 +25Posted on Feb 1st | re: This Week In Comedy Open Thread (65 comments)

Hamlet the mini pig as part of the the 30 Rock finale…what more could any person ask for?

 +7Posted on Jan 30th | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (32 comments)

It’s impossible for me to tell you how much I need this right at this moment. Scottie pinwheel is the only thing that is getting me thru this day without crying.

 +5Posted on Jan 30th | re: Scott Disick's Daily Routine Is A Wonderful Masterpiece (38 comments)

morelikedicksitamiright

 +6Posted on Jan 29th | re: The Following: Are You There, Professor Carroll? It's Me, Jason (13 comments)

This a truly terrible show but Jame Purefoy, so what am I supposed to do, NOT watch? Please.

 +35Posted on Jan 25th | re: This Week In Comedy Open Thread (51 comments)

“I do admire Wonka. He’s a true capitalist. His factory has zero government regulations, slave labor, and an indoor boat. Wonderful.”

I will miss the hell out of 30 Rock.

“First I called my class at UCLA, and told them to watch Apocalypse Now,
And that it used Heart of Darkness as a model, and that we’d watch

Eleanor Coppola’s Hearts of Darkness, the making-of, the following week.
Then I read Frank’s note. He said he was sleeping twenty hours a day,
With no symptoms except that he desired sleep
And just a little more sleep. He’s in his seventies.”

Just checking: His friend “Frank” is Francis Ford Coppola, right? He’s just being super chill and low-key about it, correct? Because that’s how James Franco rolls, he is not about name-dropping.

(I watched Freaks & Geeks this AM, the one where Bill dresses up as Wonder Woman – that show is so great that James Franco would have to murder puppies for me to stop loving him just a little).

 +4Posted on Jan 16th | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (27 comments)

These are all wonderful but the thing this week that absolutely killed me was tiny panda paw:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/excruciatingly-cute-picture-of-a-little-baby-panda

If they had video of this guy, I would actually squee myself to death.

 -22Posted on Dec 12th, 2012 | re: What The Fuck, Matt Lauer? (118 comments)

Or, wear panties with your ridiculous dress and batshit crazy “shoes” (did you see those things) when you know you will be getting out of a car in front of a shit ton of paparazzi so that you don’t end up like the umptillion female celebrities before you who had this issue. I mean come on, for everyone that is giving her so much praise, she’s not exactly Rosa Parks. “How dare these photgraphers take my picture which is their job and then sell a picture that will bring them a lot of money? Paparazzis taking unfortunate photos has only been going on for several decades, I can’t be expected to factor that into how I live my panty free life”.

 +11Posted on Nov 21st, 2012 | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (14 comments)

#6, how do I wedge myself in that snuggle pile? For fans of interspecies snorgling, look for the episode of Nature on PBS called “Animal Odd Couples” . It will KILL you. All the animal pairs are wonderful but the one that flattened me was a 16 year old horse who went blind. They were going to put the horse down but a goat decided to take on the job of being the horse’s seeing eye goat and they became inseparable buddies.

http://www.pbs.org/wnet/nature/episodes/animal-odd-couples/preview/7958/

 +15Posted on Nov 16th, 2012 | re: Brad Pitt Has THOUSANDS Of Furniture Ideas, No Doy (22 comments)

“craftsmen of yore”is the best thing I have read all week or possibly in my entire life.

 +3Posted on Nov 9th, 2012 | re: Jonah Hill VS. Don Lemon: Whose Side Are You On? (23 comments)

Jonah Hill doesn’t care about black people.