I’m sure once she sees the episode where she is all [redacted]about [redacted] and how to [redacted] the [redacted], you will not have to ask her any more. Amirite?

I’m quite pleased that every time I consult me mate Gwynnie for some advice about me health she is able to take it to a “weight loss” place. Just last year she twice suggested diets involving my eye infection and broken leg, after I fell down the ol’ apples and pears (i.e., what a shock that a book she is reading about sleep promotes weight loss).