“No matter what you do, no matter what you say…” Who is she singing to, God? If it’s a deity, why is she giving praise or thanks and then getting inappropriately flirty and such. That seems smite worthy. I’m not thankful for this song. Nope.
Real Genius. I quote that movie all the time, but haven’t seen it in a long time. Also it ruined what I thought college would be like, but then again, I’m not a genius.
This might be DMX’s first meme.
Should be interesting to see who will play Samberg’s character in the American version. I assume it’ll be someone British. Also I guess I”m assuming they’ll make an American version.
I’m going to guess that this older gentleman has been quite literally… “raving” since before these younger folks were born. And he’s dressed a million times cooler than them as well. And I bet he has some MDMA on him or at least had maybe tried it. He’s LIVED. The kids are all wrong…
This is gonna sound weird but ladies like these give me hope for the past. Know what I mean?
Drat! R2′s comment was both funnier and faster than mine.
It’s cute when the baby does this. Not so cute when I do it. Also replace the popsicle with something whiskey based. Or deep fried, or both. Shameful… but fun.
His song about LinkedIn is pretty good too.
I’m hopeful that Paris Hilton can finally bring legitimacy to DJing the way she did to being a pop star, a reality tv star, an heiress and sex tape participant. She’s always breaking down barriers, you guys.
I like that right at the end after he’s done, he glances at the reporter as if to say “and that’s all that needs to be said”.
Seth MacFarlane is kinda like that kid in high school that all the ‘regular’ kids thought was really funny but they didn’t realize he was just quoting jokes from Carlin and Pryor or something. Actually, I’m not saying that he rips folks off, just that he hasn’t added anything new to comedy.
I find that I watch Family Guy on Adult Swim at night to fall asleep cause it can’t hold my attention. And if I laugh at a joke on the show, I kinda hate myself for a little bit.
As foretold in the ancient texts, The Kool-Aid wars have begun.
I forgot to include #nofilter
It makes me wonder if Siri put her up to this, they seem to have a pretty good relationship and maybe Siri was all like “Zooey, you should not put on makeup for this photo shoot thing. Oh and what kind of soup do you want today?”
There is something comforting in knowing that humiliating children with internet videos is not just a U.S. thing. Teasing kids is the true universal language, that and Esperanto.
I’m waiting for the day when there is a Monster who calls itself, Spencer Davis… that will be fun that day.