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“Ryan Gosling played two Jews before: In all good things [sic] as a Jewish murderer, and in The Believer: Neither was Jew hating as I recall.” – that “lawyer”
Irrelevant gif, just test posting to see if it works in an old article to avoid embarrassment.
YOU KNOW WHAT, WE CAN’T ALL HAVE SYMMETRICAL TEETH IN OUR FACES, OKAY? SOME OF US ARE JUST CROOKED COULD BE ANYONE REALLY.
Yeah. I especially love the part where Jane fights vampires. http://amzn.to/n6Tqul NOTHING IS SACRED.
That watermelon-carving video IS soothing. But also reminds me that summer is over. Less soothing.
I’ve decided that you’re my favourite. Heh. “King of Italicstan”.
I liked it. But I have very low standards when it comes to superhero movies. I blame the fact that I watched Batman Forever at an impressionable age.
WHY CAN’T I STOP WATCHING THIS
Oh noooo, Wendy and Lucy. I watched it with a friend who got it because the cover said it was ‘uplifting’ or something otherwise completely misleading. I spent the entire movie trying to pretend I wasn’t crying, being like I HAVE ALL THE THINGS IN MY EYES. Also, my dog had died earlier that year. So much fun.
At least this one’s voice is kind of better? Like, still auto-tuned but not as nasal. Also, “Thursday: Five days after the day before Sunday.” CLEARLY THIS IS WHAT CONSTITUTES THE PARODY LOL.
Upvote for Redwall reference! (aka baby’s first food porn)
“La plus belle des ruses du diable est de vous persuader que les trampolines sont un plaisir innocent.” – Fauxdelaire
Translation: AHHHHHHHHH NO MORE TRAMPOLINE STORIES!
Your oaken table?
Correction: He realizes he is acting in his SECOND feature-length film beside a rapper known as “50 Cent”. I’m worried about James Remar, you guys.
NOOOOO! Accidental downvote! But seriously, D-Wars was just terrible. Dull, dull, dull, Max from Roswell, dull. Dull.