I refuse to read it, but actually that doesn’t sound so bad. Godard did have innovative filmmaking techniques full of Marxist messages. He’s just hitting an easy target.

Hey that Shakespearean Pulp Fiction video is pretty solid Kelly, you should check it out. “Has he the semblance of a harlot?”

Well let’s start casting this now. Michael Bay is a busy man, we should do our part to help him out. Let’s see:
Annoying White Male protagonist: Justin Bieber
Hottie: Jennifer Lawrence
John Turturro: John Turturro
Voice of Optimus Prime: Lil’ Wayne
US President: Mark Wahlberg
all decepticons will be voiced by Nicolas Cage

Whats that episode of House where someone has a mysterious illness, and they are totally wrong about what it is, and House gets mad at everybody, but then at the last moment something conveniently inspires him to properly diagnose the disease?